Rudy Giuliani Appreciation Thread

[Ensign Steve]

Speaking of which, how excited are we about the upcoming already out documentary?

Four Seasons Total Documentary | Official Trailer...

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

‘Attorneys Have a Higher Duty’: Judge Orders Lawyers Behind 2020 Election Fraud Lawsuit to Pay More Than $185,000 in Sanctions - Law and Crime

[Stephen Maturin]

Magistrate Judge Neureiter is the same judicial officer doing the heavy lifting in the civil lawsuit arising out of the death of Elijah McClain. He's one of the most affable people you'll ever meet, but he has zero tolerance for grandstanding shitballs using federal courts for self-aggrandizement.

[Stephen Maturin]

Since we're kind of using this here thread as general shitty lawyers and judicial officers thread, check out this clown. It's more than a little lulzy how "That's no excuse/justification at all" morphs into "Hey, I was all hopped up on goofballs and can't be held accountable for any of that shit" depending on which way the spotlight is aimed.

[Stephen Maturin]

Here's Rudy and his +1 at the Mar-a-Lago New Year's Eve party. Or is that a freakier looking Simon bar Sinister?

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

A new tech startup wants to gamify the U.S. court system by allowing everyday Americans to bet on lawsuits using tradable crypto tokens. It calls the process an "initial litigation offering."

I spoke to one of the founders about the concept. https://t.co/ifdFxJEQsO

— maxwell (@maxwellstrachan) January 7, 2022

[lisarea]

For the record, I thanked that, but I will NOT read it. I've seen enough.

[JoeP]

Techbro + cryptobro = cryptechbro.

[Crumb]

What could go wrong?

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

It’s Mike Pillowhead tries to lolyer so fuck it, thrad:

Good evening litigation disaster tourists -

Buckle up! We've got a new Mr. Pillowhead lawsuit. Lindell is suing the Jan 6th Committee because they want his phone records.

I'm going to grab something to drink and then dig in. Complaint's here:https://t.co/lguMyzMH7P

— Mike Dunford (@questauthority) January 6, 2022

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Is this a crappy judge?

A judge told a 72-year-old man who has cancer that he 'should be ashamed' of himself after he said he was too weak to keep up with his lawn

[Stephen Maturin]

Burhan Chowdhury

Ah, OK. I think we all know what this p.o.s. really believes elderly cancer patient dude should be ashamed of. Maybe not quite blithe enough for the other thread, but hardly indiscernible.

[Stephen Maturin]

lol

[Basset Hound]

Rudy has got to be more afraid of going to prison than tRump. He used to be a prosecutor. What will happen to him in a prison full of men he sent there? Nobody will see anything.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Is this a slam dunk for a lolyer?

I reviewed a company that asked me illegal questions during the interview, this was their response : antiwork

[mickthinks]

It's hard to tell:

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[Stephen Maturin]

My wife was sleeping, and I’m holding [my infant daughter] in my arms. And I get emotional thinking about it, but she made a promise with me. She shook my hand and I said, "I’m the only boyfriend till you’re 25 years old, shake hands."

“Shook my hand. So I have changed the diapers. I have looked under the hood. She’s a woman. I’m gonna be the last guy in a long time that looks under the hood right there. But guess what? She was born a woman and she’s gonna stay a woman, it’s that simple.”

~ Andrew 9iu11iani, total shitbag because fruit, tree, etc.

[Sock Puppet]

Maybe the comment wasn't anti-trans. It could've been a weird flex that he's moved on from sheep.

[Stephen Maturin]

Hmm. From sheep to human infant girls the speaker fathered. I suppose that's what passes for "spiritual growth" in the contemporary GQP.

[Ari]

Sure I’m now deaf in one ear but I was finally able to poor enough bleach into my brain to get rid of the image of the spawn of Giuliani staring at an infants genitals hoping to be the only one to look at such a woman’s undercara… damnit there it is again!

I might get some future use out of that quote by misattributing it to Hunter Biden and seeing what happens.

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[Stephen Maturin]

@ my godlike physique saved me from certain death.

[Ari]

The way Rudy stared that guy down and then pointed to him, I really expect someday ‘The hand of Rudy’ to appear in a local curiosity shop no one had noticed until just now. The owner, black sweat dripping from his forehead, becomes both giddy and aggressive anytime someone approaches the hand, with it’s one limp outstretched finger that seems to follow the visitors as they browse the shop…

[ceptimus]

Why was he surrounded by that entourage* in that Twitter video?

*Note: you have to be posh, like Rudy, to have an entourage. For us plebs, it would just be a gang, or maybe a bunch.

[Stephen Maturin]

Holy fuck, look at that witness list for Rudy's D.C. attorney disciplinary case. December can't get here quickly enough!