New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!

[Dingfod]

Originally Posted by Ensign Steve

It's just the nerve of some people, setting the deadline of my project to be the day before they are going to fire me. WTF?! Rude.

The worst part is I'm totally going to do it, too.

What are they going to do if you don't make the deadline, fire you?

[Ensign Steve]

[Caligulette]

O, Here - "Have you got a minute," on a phone call to me at work should not be the opener to "because I have major life-changing/panic attacky/annoying questions to ask you." And then demanding answers and also saying "well, think about it - I just wanted to take a minute blah blah blah."

You put the ass in Classic M.O, mofo; drop a bombshell and run away while claiming to be just "trying to keep you informed" and also add a dash of "Look, I have to consider my mental health in all of this".

Here is what will happen:
I will tell you why I do not feel comfortable with the suggestion.

You will say you would never blah blah blah.

I will say I have a hard time believing you since you lied Repeatedly In Therapy as well as the Outside World.

You will say you "don't have to listen to this" and declare once again that since I do not live there you don't feel like drinking any more anyway.

*I* will then demand a mediator.

[SharonDee]

BREAKING NEWS! Vols beat No. 2 Wildcats 74-65.

Wow, good thing they told me about that. And there must not be any major earth-quaking going on because they haven't sent me any BREAKING NEWS about it.

[Corona688]

Originally Posted by Demimonde

It's the llama's that are doing the flying. The helicopter blades are just for show

[Brimshack]

I am not in Alaska yet, and I do not want to be cold when I'm living in fucking goddamn Texas. It's not that fucking cold outside; there is no goddam reason, we cannot be comfortable in this building. ARGH!

[Tanda]

Fuckity-fuck! What part of "block pop-ups" does my mother-fucking browser NOT understand?!?!

[Crumb]

I'm guessing it is the "block" part.

[Corona688]

Many unblockable popups actually come from exploitation of Adobe Flash Player.

[Tanda]

Originally Posted by Crumb

I'm guessing it is the "block" part.

[Caligulette]

Originally Posted by Tanda

Fuckity-fuck! What part of "block pop-ups" does my mother-fucking browser NOT understand?!?!

O- my favorite part of the work computers is when they stop everything and let me know they just blocked a pop up to keep it from inconveniencing me and did I notice? Fucken attention-starved machines.

[Tanda]

[Crumb]

[Gi-Ryuu]

I called off work today because I felt like piss in a basket, and our new manager had the nerve to question my motives. "You seemed ok yesterday. Are you sure you can't make it?"

As if I would lie! I am barely getting 17 hours and she thinks I would give them up 'just because'? I haven't even called off in months upon months, so it's not like this is something I do all the time.

Ugh can I get some benefit of the doubt as a human being? Please k' thx.

[Shelli]

@ "piss in a basket"


and..

[Watser?]

Motherfucking fuckity fuck with stripes!

I'm reading my fucking book, only 60 pages left of about 400 and I get a blank page. The page ended with a full sentence and the next page starts with a whole sentence so I figure ok, weird but whatever. Then a few pages on I have two blank pages. I check out the rest of it and there are 4 more sets of 2 blank fucking pages. What the fucking fuck?!! And now, not only can't i read the rest of my fucking book right now, I need to get back to the fucking bookstore where I bought it a month ago and see that they give me a new one or my money back without a freaking receipt. Who keeps a fucking receipt? And what braindead morons at the fucking publishers don't check the fucking books?

[Ymir's blood]

show spoiler

The blank pages actually say, "FNORD."

[Watser?]

[Ymir's blood]

[Caligulette]

Could you drive any stupider, motherfucker? YES, there was NO ONE BEHIND ME FOR A FUCKEN MILE and a half, so NOW would be the perfect time to KIND OF pull out in front of me and then SLOW EVEN FURTHER DOWN while I lean on the horn because I WAS going about 35 when you figured 10 feet away was PLENTY of space for the Slow Pull Out - but then, you are so mutherfucken OLD that time must seem to kind of blend with space and all become a big what magazine are you reading, Phyllis? Driving, omystars I knew I was in the middle of SOMETHING! What is that pesky wheek wheek wheeking noise and why is that woman making that Scared Face?

I would have gotten her license plate number to report her but I was too busy staying alive.

[Caligulette]

Okay, and here- another thread reminded me of this slow seethe I've had going for a while:

Cancer is not Crazy Sexy Cool - cancer fucking sucks and makes a person scared and sometimes weak and always scared. And you fucking know what? THAT FEAR IS NATURAL, so the next fucking time someone mentions to me or anyone I know about how cancer Really Gets You In Touch With The Beauty Of Life, I am going to punch them. The next person who puts out a book about Wild and Wacky Cancer is getting a Caligulette fatwa (which involved serious pinching and a thousand blood draws, each of which is promised to Maybe be the last one, o, no wait, we need another).

[Corona688]

Customers that DEMAND that I call them IMMEDIATELY RIGHT FIRST THING IN THE MORNING and when I do aren't ever, ever there. In fact this applies to 99% of customers that want me to call them at ANY time. I'm not sure which are worse, the ones with or without answering machines.

Also, customers who are on filesharing but deny it, and repeatedly crash the entire system through making bazillions of broken connections.

Fuck them all.

[Watser?]

They gave me a new book without even asking for a receipt

[Qingdai]

Get yourself into the happy thread, fucker!

[Watser?]