Up yer kilt, bad boy! (contains adult material ;) )

[Dingfod]

Originally Posted by erimir

I'm certain there are other skirt-like garments for men that are more flattering.

Maybe not:

[livius drusus]

I think kilts are flattering on large men. On models they look goofy, but they drape nicely with a little heft behind them.

[The Lone Ranger]

I wear my kilt on formal occasions (which are pretty rare), and to the Highland Games. I think it's much more comfortable than most other formal wear.

Years ago, at the Grandfather Mountain Highland Games, some guy came up to me and said, "If I looked like that, I'd be a Scot, too."

I think it was meant as a complement, but I'm not entirely certain what he meant.


I have blue eyes, and I'm told that my tartan goes well with them ...

Cheers,

Michael

[godfry n. glad]

The only occasion I've worn a kilt to was the Bobby Burns Night Dinner. It was a borrowed Royal Stewart....I didn't get much sleep that night.

I now own my own kilt, but I've yet to wear it to any occasion.

I'm told that I look more Irish than Scots, but I think that's just stereotypes. My Scots heritage friends tell me that with the wheaten hair, red beard, grey-blue eyes, and scads of freckles, I certainly have sufficient number of morpholigical qualifiers. It's there...on all sides. Lowland Scots, mostly.

My kilt plaid is also blue...

[godfry n. glad]

Originally Posted by Dingfod

Maybe not:

Ding...I didn't know you liked ballet!

[Ensign Steve]

[godfry n. glad]

Originally Posted by Qingdai

Kilts are sort of romantic.
I think I could argue that most of the high heels and short skirts women don aren't that flattering either. However, the idea of what is under the kilt with easy access is part of the appeal. Plus guys who aren't too afraid of their masculinity to wear a skirt are extra hot.

So...'easy access' to 'what is under the kilt' is part of the attraction? I guess it's not the same 'what' that is accessible through the zipper, huh? I'm curious, because I wonder if leaving one's zipper down will elicit the same response.

[Cliche Guevara]

For the "guests" here. They need new pics.

You're welcome.

[livius drusus]

Dear noobs who register solely to view the attachments itt,

I have some bad news. It seems that the Scottish Tartans Authority doesn't think much of your tastes. "Childish and unhygienic" are the words they used. Now I call that hurtful. Hurtful and gratuitous.

Why, did you ever

Tartans Authority director Brian Wilton said kilt wearers should have the "common sense" to realise they should wear underwear beneath their country's national dress.

He said "The idea that you are not a real Scot unless you are bare under your kilt should be thrown into the same wastepaper basket as the idea that you're not a real Scot unless you put salt on your porridge.

"People should not be browbeaten into believing that nonsense. Just because Highlanders wore nothing in the days before Y-fronts were invented doesn't mean that we, in the 21st Century, should wear nothing too.

"Sending children up chimneys is traditional too, but we don't do it now and the same should apply to wearing nothing under a kilt.

I think that means that every time you fap to this thread, you're exploiting a Victorian child. But fear not, there is a resistance brewing. Really more of a civil rights movement, I'd say, given what's at stake here.

While you fap, la Resistance lives on

Inverness-based kilt maker Ian Chisholm, a spokesman for the Scottish Kilt Makers' Association, said: "The tradition of no underwear being worn was a stipulation of Scottish military regulation.

"To say it is unhygienic is wrong. The freedom of movement is healthy. We always tell customers to wear nothing under the kilt if everything is in good working order."

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by livius drusus

While you fap, la Resistance lives on

Inverness-based kilt maker Ian Chisholm, a spokesman for the Scottish Kilt Makers' Association, said: "The tradition of no underwear being worn was a stipulation of Scottish military regulation."

A military regulation?

[Doctor X]

Originally Posted by livius drusus

I think that means that every time you fap to this thread, you're exploiting a Victorian child.

That is awesome.

--J.D.

[mulebear]

Sonoma Bear has a very good friend who lives in California. The friend is a New York Jew who moved to California and became a Quaker. He is a doctor who runs a multilingual family practice, weighs 350 lbs, has long red hair that reaches to his ass, AND he likes to wear kilts.

Put that in your brain and smoke it.

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The kilt wearing is the least of his eccentricities.

[Qingdai]

My brother-in-law is an air traffic controller up in Alaska. Apparently since they instituted formal business dress, even though he is in a highly secure ain't-nobody-getting-in part of the tower. So he went to the ancestral dress of his family, and wears a kilt.
That's not the oddest part, the oddest part is he wears it while driving his Segway through Anchorage's "bad part of town" to get to work.

[mulebear]

So how does he prevent frost bite?

[mulebear]

When I hear kilts, I think of guys like this.



All others are posers.

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And being a connoisseur of mature men, I think this guy is very sexy.

Hmmm... I wonder if I can get Sonoma Bear in a kilt?

[Doctor X]

Fag Skirt-Chaser.

--J.D.

[mulebear]

Quit hitting on Sonoma Bear. He's mine.

[Doctor X]

He likes my legs. . . .

--J.D.

[Sonoma Bear]

Originally Posted by Doctor X

He likes my legs. . . .

--J.D.

There are some things that even a kilt won't cure...

[Doctor X]

For that we have a garlic glaze.

--J.D.