I just had such a good rant on IM that it deserved this thread....
Tiggermokey: Van is fucking lucky to be alive right now
Mokey: oh?
Mokey: how so?
Tiggermokey: his nephew decided to fuck with my fur kids
Tiggermokey: NOT a good idea
Mokey: no
Tiggermokey: you can fuck with me and that's one thing.. fuck with my kids and I'm going to kick ass and take names
Mokey: hmph
Tiggermokey: I gave him a ration of shit like never before
Mokey: yeah
Mokey: asshole
Tiggermokey: I brought them out to go to the bathroom
Tiggermokey: his sister with kids in tow was next door
Tiggermokey: Van and Dom's dogs were out
Tiggermokey: and Fran was over with his two dogs
Tiggermokey: so, first of all, my dogs start to bark
Tiggermokey: so, I move to bring them in
Tiggermokey: Justin says, "The backyard is clean, I had them out earlier"
Mokey: ja
Tiggermokey: so, I move to bring them out back and close the gate to the back porch
Tiggermokey: and they're about to go when the this little fuck next door walks a dog up to the fence
Tiggermokey: my dogs go back to the fence and proceed to start to go nuts
Tiggermokey: then they bring another dog to the fence and my dogs are now going ballisitc
Tiggermokey: they are all snarling and yapping at each other
Tiggermokey: and my dogs, even at each other
Tiggermokey: they get that worked up sometimes
Tiggermokey: I can't get them away from the fence
Tiggermokey: I'm even pulling Tigger away
Tiggermokey: and he's going back
Tiggermokey: then the fuck brings a THIRD dog over
Tiggermokey: and they got absolutely nuclear
Tiggermokey: and the whole time, the adults are there not doing a fucking thing
Mokey: assholes
Tiggermokey: when the third dog got brought over, I got fucking real pissed
Tiggermokey: I'm saying outloud.. what the fuck?! real smart
Tiggermokey: finally, Fran comes over and gets his huge pitbull away
Tiggermokey: his pitbull that he's said can jump the fence
Tiggermokey: so, as bad as things got, I'm thinking that they can get way worsse
Mokey: ja
Tiggermokey: so, I get my dogs to come in the back yard finally
Tiggermokey: now, Shelby is scared to death because I'm yelling
Mokey: pitbuls are banned here I think, btw
Mokey: bah
Tiggermokey: I got to the back yard and yelled "Sell the fucking house already and MOVE"
Tiggermokey: so..
Tiggermokey: Justin goes to the store
Tiggermokey: I'm fucking PISSED
Tiggermokey: I decide to go out front to see if Fran picked up his dog's fucking shit form the other day that he said he would
Tiggermokey: he hadn't
Tiggermokey: so, I went.. got the scooper
Tiggermokey: scooped it up
Tiggermokey: walked up to Van's front door
Tiggermokey: bam bam
Tiggermokey: Dom answers
Tiggermokey: me, "Where would your Fran like his shit?"
Tiggermokey: and Dom laughs and says that I can leave it and he'll have Fran pick it up
Tiggermokey: so, I said, no, it's not your shit
Tiggermokey: and then said, "you know, what I'm really pissed about is what the fuck just went down with the dogs
Tiggermokey: and he tried to play that down too
Tiggermokey: said the kids prob didn't even know my dogs where there
Mokey: yeah, right
Tiggermokey: I said, bullshit.. Justin heard one of 'em talking about "Three dogs on two"
Tiggermokey: oh.. well.. blah de dah
Tiggermokey: Finally, I said, Fran lives in the blue house right?
Tiggermokey: yeah, front left
Tiggermokey: okie dokie
Tiggermokey: and I went marching down the street with my poop shovel and dog shit
Tiggermokey: yep
Mokey: hehe
Tiggermokey: fucking RIPPED
Tiggermokey: and who comes walking up
Tiggermokey: Fran
Tiggermokey: so, I wait till he gets close enough
Tiggermokey: then ask, "Where would you like your dog shit that you said you'd pick up?"
Mokey: Fran is a guy?
Tiggermokey: ja
Tiggermokey: in a manner of speaking anyway..
Tiggermokey: heh
Tiggermokey: he denies it's his
Tiggermokey: that he cleaned it up
Mokey: oh ja, you said his dogs
Tiggermokey: I can ask Dom and Van
Mokey: huh
Tiggermokey: yada yada
Tiggermokey: blah blah
Tiggermokey: so, at that point I figure if he's not lying then it's the puppy pitbull next door on the other side of me now
Tiggermokey: so, I inwardly said, "fuck it" and dumped the shit on the tree belt right there
Tiggermokey: and turned around and walked back
Tiggermokey: with Fran behind me going on about how it's not his
Tiggermokey: I ignored him completely
Tiggermokey: went inside
Tiggermokey: found Van's phone # that I kept when he had me call him back about the oil
Tiggermokey: heh
Tiggermokey: yep, I'm smrt that way
Mokey: oh ja
Mokey: hehe
Tiggermokey: well, the fucker didn't answer
Tiggermokey: grrrr
Tiggermokey: so, then Justin comes home
Tiggermokey: and the door's open still
Tiggermokey: and I see Van walking by
Tiggermokey: out the fucking door I went
Tiggermokey: Hey, Van.. I've got a bone to pick with you
Tiggermokey: he's all cocky
Tiggermokey: and then I proceed to lay into him
Tiggermokey: before he could even deny the kids did it on purpose I say what Justin heard
Tiggermokey: then he goes on aobut how he didn't do it
Tiggermokey: yeah, but it's your nephews
Tiggermokey: and YOU live there
Tiggermokey: here*
Tiggermokey: well, only one of them was my nephew
Tiggermokey: the other kid was his frined
Tiggermokey: and it was the other kid who egged him on
Tiggermokey: I don't give a fuck!
Mokey: be a fucking adult for once
Tiggermokey: I went on about how I'm uber respectful about my dogs
Tiggermokey: I bring them in or in the back yard if they start to bark so that they can hear themselves think
Tiggermokey: and that's what I was trying to do when your fucking newphew or nephews.. whichthefuckever... decided to make that impossible
Tiggermokey: so, then he starts in about how they were playing
Tiggermokey: no.. they weren't
Tiggermokey: he insists that his dogs were
Tiggermokey: well, mine WEREN'T
Tiggermokey: they were even going for each other
Tiggermokey: oh, they were playing
Tiggermokey: NO.. THEY ... WERENT
Tiggermokey: and I don't appreciate it
Tiggermokey: all right all right.. stop yelling at me
Tiggermokey: whatever.. make it not happen again
Tiggermokey: and I walked away
Mokey: well, good on yer for taking him on
Tiggermokey: Pierre said he heard the whole thing through the air conditioner in the window and was waiting for Van to start yelling at me.. and if he had he would have come out.. but, as it stood, Pierre said, I was holding my own just fine
Tiggermokey: which.. I was dammit
Tiggermokey: fuck you mother fucker
Mokey: hehe
Tiggermokey: fuck with my fucking dogs and I'll rip your fucking eyes out mother fucker
Tiggermokey: fucking fat, ddrunken fucking assbag
Mokey: hehehe
Tiggermokey: ................
Tiggermokey: yeah, yeah... he's laughing on this side of the world too
Mokey: sorry, you are funneh when you're mad
I know tis prolly a sexist thing to say and all
Tiggermokey: I know.. I's funneh when I get ona roll
Mokey: well, it would be sexist if I said cute
Mokey: funneh is allowed
Tiggermokey: CUTE?!?!?!?!
Tiggermokey: I'd kill you from over here if you said that!
Mokey: well, I didn't
Mokey: I was just saying
Tiggermokey: hehehe
Tiggermokey: i know
Tiggermokey: I'm kidding
Mokey: I kinda figured that
Tiggermokey: but he saw the ripping fucking eyes out stuff and was laughing
Tiggermokey: he walked by
Mokey: but still don't want to take the risk
Mokey:
Mokey: hehehehe
Mokey: ok
Tiggermokey: I'm sick to death of pussy footing around him because I'm afraid of what he'll do
Tiggermokey: fuck it all
Tiggermokey: mother fucker crossed the line right there
Tiggermokey: especially considering that he admitting to knowing what was going on
Tiggermokey: and didn't come over to help stop it
Mokey: ja
Tiggermokey: he said that he's told his nephew not to do it before
Tiggermokey: so, he knew better
Tiggermokey: don't care
Tiggermokey: he was there with his friend
Tiggermokey: and .. it's his friend that was brought over..
Tiggermokey: and .. that's on your sister
Tiggermokey: and she's visiting you.. and.. that's on YOU
Tiggermokey: mother fucker
Tiggermokey: I might have said something more to the mother then and there if I had heard the kid
Tiggermokey: but I didn't
Tiggermokey: Justin did and I didn't learn of it until I was in the backyard finally and the sister was gone
Tiggermokey: and hearing that from Justin is what pushed me over the edige
Tiggermokey: so.. you can't even say it was innocent
Tiggermokey: the kids just wanted to have those dogs meet my dogs
Tiggermokey: not realizing
Tiggermokey: oh, no
Tiggermokey: they knew full well
Tiggermokey: fuckers
Tiggermokey: you wanna fucking play?
Tiggermokey: I'll have you up all fucking night long with their barking
Tiggermokey: and!
Tiggermokey: I don't CARE if it means I'm up all night fucking long to accomplish taht
Tiggermokey: mofos!
Tiggermokey: and do you know why?
Tiggermokey: because I'm a crazy fucking bitch
Tiggermokey: THAT'S why
Mokey is typing a message.
Mokey: hehehehe
Tiggermokey: and you fucked with what means more to me than my own fucking life
Tiggermokey: so.. let's PLAY fuckers!
Tiggermokey: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr