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05-16-2022, 06:05 PM
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Re: Weird Dream(s)
In a dream I was faced with a decision dialog box I had to wake up enough to clear. Then falling back asleep I was faced with a password login screen I woke up again enough to clear.
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05-16-2022, 09:48 PM
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Re: Weird Dream(s)
It's experimental tech at this point but pretty soon they'll be able to get you to enter real passwords in a dream.
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05-17-2022, 04:41 PM
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Re: Weird Dream(s)
And then comes dream hacking.
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05-17-2022, 07:47 PM
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Re: Weird Dream(s)
I think I was Ted of Bill and Ted performing a concert and was walking the aisles with my guitar that uses neon tubes as strings and came across young Davy Jones of the Monkees in the crowd, we clasped hands and my alarm started to sound.
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05-17-2022, 09:11 PM
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Re: Weird Dream(s)
I was on a plane when there was a loud roar and then (I could somehow see out the front window) the clouds parted and I saw that collision with a building was imminent. At the moment of impact I found myself walking into a support group at a small restaurant, where there was a sign that indicated it was the three year anniversary of the crash and I was carrying a book on handling grief. I immediately broke down sobbing uncontrollably and some woman tried to comfort me by telling me she had lost her significant other too. It seems I was somehow in the mind of my significant other mourning the loss of myself.
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06-04-2022, 06:34 PM
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Re: Weird Dream(s)
Spouse and I were in the desert somewhere at a hotel and went to a car rental place where we had to walk down the road in the dark and there were snakes everywhere and spouse disappeared at some point and didn’t answer phone so I went back to the rental place as it was closing and the hotel was closing front desk so the rental place guys gave me a ride to another hotel with late night service but was a maze of layout and populated by weirdos and space aliens and the manager was in a room number 6 or maybe 13 but there were multiple instances of that number but she came out and looked like a young Carol Burnett from Annie movie in the 80s and we were headed to her office through a maze of office cubicle walls when I woke up.
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07-02-2022, 07:16 PM
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I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Re: Weird Dream(s)
I had a pretty wild in that it was partly nonsensical, lucid dream, and one thing that stuck out to me was that a reasonable way through the dream the colors started to fade on the surroundings like someone was turning down the saturation and I mentioned to some random person that “The colors were dimming we must be coming to the end of the dream.” Unfortunately I don’t know how long from there it continued to last.
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07-15-2022, 04:52 PM
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Re: Weird Dream(s)
I almost got mugged by some gang (again) after a riot where some guy was mixing drinks but the gang leader gave me a key to a locker somewhere for some reason. I made it out of the edge of town while looking for a bus terminal and headed back into town, asked a guy about the terminal. For some reason I lifted the lid of a lawn sprinkling box and turned the water off then on again. Welp, time to get up and take a piss.
Awake now.
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08-22-2022, 05:11 PM
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Re: Weird Dream(s)
Last night was a weird dream cornucopia.
I have a notebook that I use to take personal notes. Sometimes, I use it for work notes, but I have a separate one for that. My wife wanted to borrow it to reference something related to my work, which is weird because she's not a coworker, but she may have also been switching between Mrs. Reasons and a female coworker. They wanted it immediately, but I couldn't remember if I had any personal information I didn't want them to know about. I remember thinking I had some frustration I vented on some pages, but I wasn't sure. I flipped through the pages in a futile attempt to spark any recall of any unpleasant/damning information, but I couldn't parse any of it, so I handed it over and hoped for the best.
The other one I remember is not one I'm willing to go into any detail about, but the weird part was that I was trapped in my mother dirty, rundown old house with no window coverings, and I had to search the bathroom and piles of stuff.
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08-23-2022, 07:30 AM
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Re: Weird Dream(s)
Quote:
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The other one I remember is not one I'm willing to go into any detail about
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That's OK, we are making up all the detail. And judging you for it.
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08-24-2022, 12:06 AM
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This is the title that appears beneath your name on your posts.
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Re: Weird Dream(s)
About two weeks ago I caught something, maybe Covid. The first night I had an explosive headache and a fever dream that consisted of a sequence of a couple of seconds, I don't remember what exactly, repeating for what seemed like hours. In the middle of it there were fragments of internal dialogue that went more or less like this, but mostly without words really:
1: Why does it keep looping?
2: Why shouldn't it?
1: Because it's torture?
2: That's not part of the logic here.
1: Gee, thanks. So how do I make it stop?
2: You don't. For that you'd have to know why it keeps looping.
1: I don't know. Because it can?
2: Yes. In fact, that's the only thing it can do. That's its essence.
1: Great. How do I wake up?
2: You don't. Because A) you're not asleep and B) you trying to sleep is the whole content of the dream.
1: Fuck.
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09-21-2022, 03:51 PM
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I was at my "house," which was actually more like a strip mall or grocery store, arguing with people blaming me for leaving out three whole chickens to defrost and then letting them rot (I did NOT do it). So I'm like, "Whatever," and go to throw away the chickens, and find that some assholes have invaded the property, and there was a big line of front doors with little vestibules, each with an armed guard forcing some woman to scrub the floors.
So I ran in and grabbed one of the guards by the ear and started punching him in the head. None of that dream thing where I'm all sluggish and my limbs are too heavy to run or punch or anything. I was pounding this guy way better than I could in real life. I turned his head around to get some more punches to the face, and it was Ben Shapiro!
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09-21-2022, 05:34 PM
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Re: Weird Dream(s)
It does sound like something he'd do.
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09-21-2022, 05:44 PM
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Re: Weird Dream(s)
Could also explain the unusually easy punchability.
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09-21-2022, 10:02 PM
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Solipsist
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Re: Weird Dream(s)
Could you upload that dream? I'd like to experience it.
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09-23-2022, 02:31 PM
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Re: Weird Dream(s)
Quote:
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I was at my "house," which was actually more like a strip mall or grocery store ... there was a big line of front doors with little vestibules, each with an armed guard forcing some woman to scrub the floors.
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Hmm. Have you watched Vivarium recently?
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10-07-2022, 10:45 PM
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Re: Weird Dream(s)
I was having a conversation with a co worker the other day. We were talking about our parenting discipline tactics vs our parents tactics. I’m pretty old but I never subscribed to ‘ spare the rod and spoil the child’ type thing. My parents really didn’t either but I do remember when my sister and I would push things to the limit with my mother when it was bed time, my dad would come in with his belt folded in half and he would snap it a couple of times and then sis and I fell right in line.
It then reminded me of a childhood dream I had. Santa Clause was in our bedroom snapping his belt. I don’t know if I had a guilty conscience or if it was a premonition that Santa wasn’t real. I was like six.
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10-21-2022, 07:04 PM
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Re: Weird Dream(s)
Local rock band does music video celebrating the car wrecks outside the pub they play at including the time a car went right in the front door.
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10-21-2022, 11:26 PM
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Re: Weird Dream(s)
There was a group of three teenaged delinquents in my neighborhood. A girl and one boy were fairly gothy and the other boy was a skinny blond hesher type. The girl had recently moved away, but I guess she'd come back to visit or something, because when I looked out my top floor window I saw the three of them walking across the roof of my barn, smoking a joint. The barn was pretty dilapidated and very very dry, so I yelled over at them to get off so they wouldn't get hurt or start a fire.
They were a bit put off by this, but they left. So then, I swapped out and was the hesher boy for a bit and we were walking along a creekbed and trying to snap sticks on the ground as I walked. After I'd been him for a while, I swapped again and became the goth girl, and it instantly hit me she was profoundly depressed.
Then a bird pooped in my mouth, and I woke up trying to spit the poop out. I ran into the bathroom and spit in the sink until I started gagging and almost threw up. But I didn't.
Then I went back to bed and fell asleep again.
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10-22-2022, 07:57 AM
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Solipsist
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Re: Weird Dream(s)
I'm guessing the bit about running to the bathroom was also part of the dream.
And so the bird poop is still there.
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10-22-2022, 01:39 PM
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Re: Weird Dream(s)
Man, I was halfway through that post before I realized what thread we were in and I was so confused.
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10-26-2022, 04:34 PM
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Re: Weird Dream(s)
I woke up this am at 07:07. I am expected at work at 7. I was in mid dream that I bought a Himyalayen cat online. But when it got delivered I deliberately left in the parcel pending area because it was too ugly for me to take home.
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11-07-2022, 09:31 PM
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Re: Weird Dream(s)
This has been a week of them, between stress from dealing with my elderly mother's problems, to a new booster shot...
One where I was in a communal shower, which was like a normal shower/tub setup with a curtain, but much larger. I was in front of the only shower-head, using all the hot water, while several smaller men were politely waiting their turn. I realized I was doing this, but still finished my shower anyway.
Another where my sister and I were staying in the house I grew up in. This was a temporary situation while we dealt with Mom's ailing health. The only problem is the house is in the state it's in now: dilapidated and partially collapsed. We were trying to cope with no water or electricity, and part of the floor is missing. (The last part is a construction of the dream, I haven't seen inside of it for years.)
Another which I really don't remember details, but happened when I dozed off listening to a podcast. The conversation between the hosts got very deep and serious, and I was standing next to them, listening in, somewhat rudely. The socially acceptable listening to a podcast was transformed into rude eavesdropping, especially since this had transformed to something seemingly more personal.
There were more, but I didn't remember them as well.
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12-30-2022, 07:00 PM
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I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Re: Weird Dream(s)
In my dream I was chopping onions, which is not too surprising as last night I cut up a bunch of veggies for stew and salad, but everytime I cut the onion it would get smaller and I would need to make a smaller slice as it would apparently rehydrate in the stew back into full size, ending up with me trying to make paper thin slices on a raisin sized onion then tossing a grain sized piece in worrying that it might be too large. Also this stew was apparently all onions, nothing but onions, dozens of onions.
(The hoard has some weird options)
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01-03-2023, 10:09 PM
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California Sober
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Re: Weird Dream(s)
There were ants in my bed and I lifted up the duvet and there was a smushed PB&J sandwich in the middle of the bed and it was covered in ants and there were trails of ants all over the sheets and my dog.
It was HORRIFYING
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