I'm a thread killing sumbitch. - Page 353

Dingfod · #**8801** 06-06-2009, 03:04 PM

In less than two years, I imagine.

Crumb · #**8802** 06-06-2009, 03:07 PM

Will you be old that soon?

Dingfod · #**8803** 06-06-2009, 03:10 PM

I'll be 55 and eligible for early retirement from my company in about 17 months. At $973 a month income, I won't be able for afford internet except maybe at the library for 20-30 minutes a day.

Crumb · #**8804** 06-06-2009, 03:11 PM

Maybe some :ff:

ers can chip in to keep you online.

Dingfod · #**8805** 06-06-2009, 03:12 PM

There's an idea.

Crumb · #**8806** 06-06-2009, 03:18 PM

We should start a fund.

Dingfod · #**8807** 06-06-2009, 03:25 PM

Help the Old Man Who Failed at Life Fund?

Crumb · #**8808** 06-06-2009, 03:35 PM

No no. Keep Dingfod Posting at :ff:

Fund.

Dingfod · #**8809** 06-06-2009, 03:48 PM

The Dingfool :ff:

Fund

Crumb · #**8810** 06-06-2009, 04:30 PM

The Royal Treasury of Dingfodistan

MonCapitan2002 · #**8811** 06-06-2009, 04:31 PM

Just don't forget to make me the treasurer of the fund so that I can embezzle it.

Crumb · #**8812** 06-06-2009, 04:33 PM

MonCapitan2002 · #**8813** 06-06-2009, 05:37 PM

I'll split the funds with you Crumb. Whaddaya say? :nudge:

Dingfod · #**8814** 06-06-2009, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Crumb

The Royal Treasury of Dingfodistan

Or that.

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Originally Posted by MonCapitan2002

Just don't forget to make me the treasurer of the fund so that I can embezzle it.

But not that.

Crumb · #**8815** 06-06-2009, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonCapitan2002

I'll split the funds with you Crumb. Whaddaya say? :nudge:

MonCapitan2002 · #**8816** 06-06-2009, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dingfod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crumb

The Royal Treasury of Dingfodistan

Or that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonCapitan2002

Just don't forget to make me the treasurer of the fund so that I can embezzle it.

But not that.

Fine. I'll make sure to set a side a respectable percentage of the funds for your use. How does 30% sound to you?

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Originally Posted by Crumb

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Originally Posted by MonCapitan2002

I'll split the funds with you Crumb. Whaddaya say? :nudge:

If you help me out, how about a fifty / fifty split of the remainder of the funds?

JamesBannon · #**8817** 06-07-2009, 06:45 AM

Dingfod · #**8818** 06-07-2009, 01:31 PM

You're happy I'm going to retire unable to afford internets?

MonCapitan2002 · #**8819** 06-07-2009, 02:23 PM

It looks like it. That, or he is hoping to get a cut of the embezzled funds.

Dingfod · #**8820** 06-07-2009, 02:43 PM

Figures. Nobody cares about the poor old man.

MonCapitan2002 · #**8821** 06-07-2009, 03:44 PM

We do care. Why do you think we want to start a fund for your retirement. Just because we want to skim some off the top doesn't mean we don't care.

Dingfod · #**8822** 06-07-2009, 03:46 PM

You're ripping me apart. On the one hand I want to hate you for skimming my internet salvation fund, on the other, thank you for saying you care.

JamesBannon · #**8823** 06-07-2009, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Dingfod

You're happy I'm going to retire unable to afford internets?

It was totally unrelated, Ding :sorry:

Dingfod · #**8824** 06-07-2009, 03:58 PM

No prob.

MonCapitan2002 · #**8825** 06-07-2009, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Dingfod

You're ripping me apart. On the one hand I want to hate you for skimming my internet salvation fund, on the other, thank you for saying you care.

So mixed feelings all around? How about this, then. Crumb and I take 30% and you keep the remaining 70%. Sounds better? You get the majority of the money and we supplement our incomes while the donors to the fund get the warm feeling of helping one of :ff:

's most liked members.