Thanks, john ejifor, that is quite generous for merely attempting to make contact with someone. But, what good is money if you can't throw some of it around at your whim?
Please remit immediately.
Walter P. Dinford III
1313 Wall Street
Suite P
New York, NY 10101
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I must respectfully decline your offer of employment as my skills as a medium are only middling at best. I am afraid I will lose your money as well as my own.
Walter P. Dinford III
1313 Wall St.
Suite P
New York, NY 10101
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I am afraid that your letter is far too vague as to the amount of money I could potentially earn for taking this risk, therefore, I will have to decline your most generous offer.
Thank you for the opportunity anyway.
Jango Fett
923 Concord Dawn Way, Apt. 293.34
Coruscant, CA 90207
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From: "john fingleton" <dfing82@hotmail.com>
Reply-To: johnfing_01@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: BACK TO ME
Date: Tue, 14 Nov 2006 03:32:46 +0000
Dear ,
I am making this contact with you in good faith, my
name is Mr John Fingleton,working i the United Kingdom
as the personal accounting officer/Domestic Staff
to Mr Frank Moran, national of your country, who used
to work with Jordans Limited here in United Kingdom.
Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On
the 21st of April 2003, my client, his wife And their
three children were involved in a car accident. All
occupants of the vehicle
unfortunately lost there lives. Since then I have made
several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my
clients extended relatives this has also proved
unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful
attempts, I decided to trace his surname over the
Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I
contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in
repartrating the money and property left behind by my
client before they get confisicated
or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge
deposits were lodged. Particularly,the Bank where the
deceased had an account valued at about 9.5million
pounds has issued me a notice as his accounting
officer to provide the next of kin or have the account
confisicated within the next ten official working
days. Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the
relatives for over 2 years now I seek your consent to
present you as the next of kin of the deceased since
you have the same surname so that the proceeds of this
account valued at 9.5million pounds can be paid to
you and then you and me can share the money.
PLEASE IF YOU ARE INTERESTED AND CAPABLE TO CARRY OUT
THIS DEAL WITH ME, I WILL ADVISE YOU TO SEND ME YOUR
FULL NAME, YOUR FULL HOME ADDRESS,YOUR PRIVATE
PHONE/FAX NUMBERS, I CAN REACH YOU DIRECTLY. NOTE THAT
WE CAN CONCLUDE THIS DEAL WITHIN 2 WEEKS YOU APPLIED
FOR THE CLAIM. I HAVE DECIDED TO GIVE YOU A SHARE OF
40% OF THE TOTAL MONEY AND I WILL TAKE 60%.
I have all necessary legal documents that can be used
to back up any claim we may make. All I require is
your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal
through. I guarantee that this will be executed under
a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from
any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me by
my email or through my alternate email address johnfing_01@yahoo.co.uk
Best regards,
Mr John Fingleton
Silly bugger spent the time looking for relatives, and doesn't know I am one. (The 'M' in NTM stands for 'Moran'). Useless bloody accountant...
NTM
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Despite the fact that I would love to make $6.6 million off of simply transferring monies to my account in the U.S.A. I find myself in the awkward position of having to refuse based on excessive risk for the amount involved. Such a large sum deposited into my meager account would certainly draw the attention of certain governmental agencies as well as the Homeland Security Department. If you could send me US$2,000,000.00 via Western Union in advance so I can properly "grease the wheels" if you know what I mean, I would be most happy to accommodate the rest of the transfer for you.
Charley Varrick
Frontier Hotel
Presidential Suite
Las Vegas, NV 90723
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Thank you for your generous offer. As you already know enough about me to send this directly to my personal email address, I'm sure you have sufficient information to ascertain my qualifications to represent your interests here in the U.S.A. Please email me if you find this satisfactual.
Woody Strode
1877 Western Way
Hollywood, CA 90208
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Today will be a busy day, I have a mailbox overflowing with emails from people who need my help. Most of them sound sincere and indicate that I stand to profit greatly from helping them out, either from a percentage of the monies to be transferred via my accounts or actual job offers. I think some of them are a little shady, wanting me to pretend to be kin to someone I never heard of.
Good luck, James.
Uh, no thanks.
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Dr. Bassey, if that is your real name. You ungrateful wretch, only $750,000? That's much much less than the 30% commission I'm being offered on another deal I have been offered recently. Sheesh, the nerve of some people.
Wally P. Dingwaal
Chief Wildebeest Wrangler
Cadillac Ranch, Zimbabwe
'where we are taming the gnus daily'
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Glenpool resident, Robert Van Fleet, received a FedEx package containing $3400 in postal money orders, counterfeit ones probably. That night at midnight he received a phone call asking if he had received the package. At that point he was ready to call police. Then he received email instructions: "As soon as you receive payment, have payment cashed today at the bank, take out your weekly pay, 10-percent and wiring fees." He was told to wire the rest Western Union to an address in Nigeria.
Maybe the old 419s aren't taking in as much so they're getting more aggressive.
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Glenpool resident, Robert Van Fleet, received a FedEx package containing $3400 in postal money orders, counterfeit ones probably. That night at midnight he received a phone call asking if he had received the package. At that point he was ready to call police. Then he received email instructions: "As soon as you receive payment, have payment cashed today at the bank, take out your weekly pay, 10-percent and wiring fees." He was told to wire the rest Western Union to an address in Nigeria.
Maybe the old 419s aren't taking in as much so they're getting more aggressive.
That is just freaky.
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Under no circumstances should Quentin Tarantino be allowed to befoul Star Trek.
I regretfully cannot assist in your stealing $10.2 million dollars from the Iraqi people. It would be wrong to take money woefully needed to rebuild the infrastructure demolished in the so-called "Coalition of the Willing" invading the country on the pretext of removing Saddam Hussein because he had WMD. WMD does not mean Woods' Millions of Dollars, that means Weapons of Mass Destruction. You, sir, are a cad and a vomitous pile of dung. You would do the world a favor it you would pull out your sidearm, put it to your temple and pull the trigger, multiple times if possible.
Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Walter P. Dinsford III
12340 1/2 South Gold Street
Moneyburg, Oklahoma
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Here's my favorite scam, from a 419 scammer who is Lost in Space....
Quote:
Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
Plot 555
Misau Street
PMB 437
Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA
Dear Mr. Sir,
REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.
In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.
Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.
Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.
Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.
Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager tip@nasrda.gov.ng
Greetings in the Name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
Thank you and may God Almighty bless and reward you abundantly for devoting your precious time and energy perusing my mail. There is no doubt that it will come to you as a surprise because it is my maiden note to you. But as a Godly one, you should understand that our ways is different from His. My Bible tells me in Romans 8:28 (Amplified Bible) that we are assured and know that [[a]God being a partner in their labor] all things work together and are [fitting into a plan] for good to and for those who love God and are called according to [His] design and purpose.
For a brief introduction of myself, i am Miss Evelyn Lansanah from Sierra Leone but am schooling in Cote d'Ivoire (Ivory Coast). I am 22 years old, an undergraduate in Linguistic and a devoted christian since the death of my parents and fiancé(a Lebanese) in a plane crash. The disaster occurred on Thursday, 25 December, 2003 in Cotonou, Benin republic as they were to visit my fiancés Home country Beirut, Lebanon for the Christmas Holidays. This is only to be precise. I will be confiding in you, a highIy valued personal issue. Contact me please.
Your Dearly One,
Miss Evelyn Lansanah.
Contact me via my private/alternative e-mail address(miseve_lansa@yahoo.fr ).