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[livius drusus]

lol stranglahold. I had totally forgotten that one. It's not half bad, if I say so myself.

[Sock Puppet]

My only quibble is that I would have used "Black spot on yer asshole" rather than "A second asshole."

[ChuckF]

loool that is excellent, but also disturbing because of the implied Ademunculus within.

[Crumb]

Originally Posted by Sock Puppet

My only quibble is that I would have used "Black spot on yer asshole" rather than "A second asshole."

That's why you're the sock and she's the queen.

[ShottleBop]

I've Got a Meme* (dedicated to disobey, with apologies to Jim Croce)

Like so many stalkin' the Interweb
I've got a meme, I've got a meme
Like the typin' troll and the talkin' head
I've got a meme, I've more than one

And I brandish them online like a bloomin' fool
'Cause I'm tryin' to show
That I'm a tool

Memin' my way through forums
Pastin' my way through forums
Memin' ahead, and thought just passes by

Like so many talkin' through their ass
I've got a meme, I've got a meme
Dumpin' my poor "research" and a steamin' mass
I've got a meme, I've more than one

And I copy them online, pastin' here and yon
If it gets me banished
I'll just move on

Memin' my way through forums
Pastin' my way through forums
Memin' ahead, and thought just passes by

Now I'm gonna meme here, see?

Like the fool I am and I'll always be
I've got a meme, I've got a meme
They can change their minds but they can't change me
I've got a meme, I've more than one

I'm plannin' to share 'em though you've wish I'd not
Make you wade through garbage,
They're all I've got

Memin' my way through forums
Pastin' my way through forums
Memin' ahead, and thought just passes by
Memin' my way through forums
Pastin' my way through forums
Memin' ahead, and thought just passes by

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* #NotAllMemes