I'm a thread killing sumbitch.

[Ex-zombie]

Originally Posted by Uthgar the Brazen

So who won?

[Dingfod]

I thought this thread was dead a long time ago.

[Pinecone]

Dear Auntie Un

There is this member of a board I visit that keeps putting their posts in the wrong threads. It's really irritating. How do I tell them gently that they are a scramble brained idiot and to stop it!!??

sincerely,
An Untidy Forum is the Devils Workshop

[Crumb]

[Dingfod]

Ahem. May I have your attention please? Thank you. I would like to now pronounce this thread dead for all time. The deceased would rather you post your condolences in other threads or make a donation directly to Thank you for your kind attention to this matter.

[Crumb]

[Dingfod]

Why I oughta....

[Crumb]

[beyelzu]

ahem,

ill be back in a week to properly kill this thread

[curses]

How does one properly kill this thread? I don't think there's a limit to its resurrections.

[livius drusus]

[beyelzu]

its a style thing curses, in comparison to my own the rest of the wouldbe thread killers lack style



aggressive use of tm smilies is also a must.

[curses]

Ahhh, I see. We're all centuries behind you in the style department, then?

Oh, and does this thread at least get a ?

[beyelzu]

centuries, you wish more like eons.

[curses]

Yeah, we're still in the primordial soup, are we?

[beyelzu]

yeppers.

i mean that in a nice way of course.

[Crumb]

Dick

[Leesifer]

Not only had this thread dropped off the first page but it's been over a day since anybody posted on it.

For shame, people. For shame.

[Dingfod]

What's wrong with just letting it die? No answer required, it's rhetorical.

[Leesifer]

OK, Ding. I won't answer that question then.

[Dingfod]

Good.

[Pendaric]

I'm not going to read hundreds of pages. What's this thread all about? Has it ever had any meaningful substance?

[livius drusus]

It's meaning consists of making the OP as ironic as possible.

[Dingfod]

It certainly has, Ollie.