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12-19-2017, 12:24 AM
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
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12-19-2017, 12:27 AM
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
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assault in the fourth degree
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How many degrees are there?
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He's been charged with first-degree burglary and fourth-degree assault so I guess he'll be imprisoned to the fifth-degree.
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12-19-2017, 12:53 AM
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Flyover Hillbilly
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
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"Track stood on the porch," LaPointe wrote. "Communication was attempted which failed due to Track yelling and calling myself and other officers peasants and telling us to lay our guns on the ground before approaching the residence."
Palin walked back in and the officers saw him moving around, the affidavit states. Then he came out an upstairs window onto the garage roof.
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Track Palin had driven to the house, found the front door locked and saw his father pointing a gun at him through a window next to the door, the officer wrote. He told his father several times to shoot him, then punched out the window when his father tapped it with the gun.
"Track stated he then went through the broken window and disarmed Todd and put him on the ground," the affidavit says. "While Track had Todd on the ground he started hitting Todd in the head. Todd was able to get away from Track and get out of the residence."
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Track Palin, son of former Gov. Sarah Palin, arrested for assaulting his father - Anchorage Daily News
God damn you, Obama. God damn you.
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12-19-2017, 12:53 AM
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the internet says I'm right
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
The 'degree' label in US criminal law is used to designate things like maximum possible sentence, and is usually defined by the severity of the crime, e.g. punching someone once or twice vs beating them half to death, or other factors like premeditation. The exact definitions and potential sentences vary a lot.
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12-22-2017, 09:03 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
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Originally Posted by Watser?
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assault in the fourth degree
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How many degrees are there?
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At least four, apparently.
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07-13-2018, 06:16 PM
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Flyover Hillbilly
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
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The former Alaska governor said in a Facebook post earlier this week that she traveled "across the country" for an interview with [Sasha] Baron Cohen, whom she claims "heavily disguised himself as a disabled U.S. veteran, fake wheelchair and all.”
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"He started showing me these graphs and statistics that had like typos in them and just didn’t quite look right and part of this propaganda, this data that he was showing me, had something to do with sex changes and transgenderism and he brought up Chelsea Clinton and said she was a recipient of a government-funded sex change," Palin said
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lol
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07-13-2018, 06:26 PM
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forever in search of dill pickle doritos
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07-13-2018, 08:44 PM
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Flyover Hillbilly
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
Now there's a trio of malevolent dumbfuck donkeys for the ages!
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09-11-2019, 05:15 PM
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Flyover Hillbilly
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
Happy trails and fare thee well to the marriage of TMP [Todd Mitchell Palin] and SLP [Sarah Louise Palin].
Since Obama was clearly to blame for the unhinged violence of Track Palin, we can reasonably conclude that everyone's favorite Natural Born Citizen of Kenya (or maybe Indonesia) is responsible for the demise of this sanctified union as well.
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09-11-2019, 05:42 PM
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Solipsist
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
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ALLEGEDLY.
This isn't the Cloaca.
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09-11-2019, 06:32 PM
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Flyover Hillbilly
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
Confirmed by the Anchorage Daily News.
And hey, it's 2019, which means anything politics-related is at least a cloaca.
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03-22-2022, 06:00 PM
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Flyover Hillbilly
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
Long-time Rep. Don Young died last week, and guess who's tanned, rested and ready for a half-term in the U.S. House of Representatives.
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"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are." ~ S. Gecko
"What the fuck is a German muffin?" ~ R. Swanson
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09-02-2022, 12:22 AM
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
And the winner of the special election to complete the unexpired term of deceased Rep. Don Young is Mary Peltola, a Democrat who was born in 1973 right around the time Young first got elected to the House of Reps, and an indigenous person, you know, a real Alaskan.
Wasilla Gorilla, fresh off having her former in-laws host fundraising events for her GOP opponent, finished second. They'll do it all over come November for election to the 118th Congress, but at that point Peltola will be running as an incumbent.
Oh, and this man is goddamn genius.
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"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are." ~ S. Gecko
"What the fuck is a German muffin?" ~ R. Swanson
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09-02-2022, 05:43 AM
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Solipsist
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
Oh no! Maturin has me on ignore!
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09-02-2022, 06:23 AM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
Relax. Matlock merely posted in a better thrad.
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09-02-2022, 05:28 PM
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
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