Why do I get the feeling that someone had been listening to a lot of Frank Zappa?
__________________ Old Pain In The Ass says: I am on a mission from God to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable; to bring faith to the doubtful and doubt to the faithful.
The lyric now goes, "Chestnuts roasting on a dumpster fire."
Damn you Kamilah!
Now I am craving some roasted chestnuts. I has easily been 50 years since I last had them.
__________________ Old Pain In The Ass says: I am on a mission from God to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable; to bring faith to the doubtful and doubt to the faithful.
Breaking!
Illegal immigrant and smuggler, known to his followers as 'Padre Navidad' has been arrested attempting to cross the border into the United States with a shipment of illegal imports and contraband. He will be indefinitely held and interrogated in a offsite location for the safety of the people. It's rumored others in his cell have already made it the US, be on the look out for bearded men in strange hats! Minutes ago the FBI announced they believe Hillary Clinton to be connected to his human trafficking operation. Please stay tuned to Breitbart, Inforwars or another government approved news network for further updates.
__________________ Old Pain In The Ass says: I am on a mission from God to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable; to bring faith to the doubtful and doubt to the faithful.
__________________ Old Pain In The Ass says: I am on a mission from God to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable; to bring faith to the doubtful and doubt to the faithful.
So it was pretty windy yesterday, and I was sitting outside when I heard this crunching and KA-DOOSHing, and I looked up and something seemed wrong, but I couldn't put my finger on it until I ventured out a little bit, and there it was.
We have two enormous blue spruce trees in our front yard, one that's, like, bifurcated, and one of the halves of it got knocked down by the wind and crashed into the neighbor's fence.