if the theory of evolution is correct

[Sophia]

Originally Posted by Miss Shelby

--why haven't liberal men evolved into women? Aside from Rue Paul and the other obvious cases?

Don't be so damn impatient! Some of us are evolving into women...

Would be funny if Rand Paul had a punctuated equilibrium at a tea party rally and mutated into a RuPaul clone though.

Actually, I was a woman all along, or at least in part of my brain which signals gender identity.

Speaking of evolution, it's observed in the lab every day. If I succeed in the cancer never ever coming back, it'll be because of a small virus which definitely evolved to attack cancer cells in humans while ignoring healthy human tissue. Which, if you ask me, is a damn sight neater than a woman getting hoodwinked into praying for the perpetuation of her own slavery.

[Adam]

Originally Posted by Sophia

Would be funny if Rand Paul had a punctuated equilibrium at a tea party rally and mutated into a RuPaul clone though.

"[H]ad a punctuated equilibrium" is really a phrase that needs to see more use.

[Sophia]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

Now I'll nevar be a teabagger!

That's a relief. 'Cause, you know, there was such a big-ass danger of that ever happening.

[Sophia]

Originally Posted by erimir

How many men have a bigger nutsack than this?

Not too many, going by my experience as a sex worker.

[Miss Shelby]

Originally Posted by Sophia

Don't be so damn impatient! Some of us are evolving into women...

oh wow, i thought you were a chick.

[Sophia]

Originally Posted by Miss Shelby

oh wow, i thought you were a chick.

I'm trans, so it depends on who you ask.

Ask me and ask cutting-edge neuroscience, and in a sense, I really am a woman with a masculine phenotype that I'm using technology to change, in all or large part, to fit with my inner psychological gender image.

OTOH, to conservative fossils who reject evolution, I must just be some fucked up dude and that's that. Then again, that would actually make me God's fuck up, wouldn't it?

[Doctor X]

--J.D.

[Sophia]

Originally Posted by Miss Shelby

--why haven't liberal men evolved into women? Aside from Rue Paul and the other obvious cases?

Actually, I have it on good authority that RuPaul is a clerical-fascist devoted to an esoteric occult Zulu tradition of military authoritarianism and expansion. He just prefers to be pretty while he conquers and oppresses inferiors for the glory of the Sun People.

[Iacchus]

Originally Posted by Sophia

I'm trans, so it depends on who you ask.

I'm Howard Hughes, although I guess it depends on who you ask.

[Miss Shelby]

Originally Posted by Sophia

Then again, that would actually make me God's fuck up, wouldn't it?

Yes it does and I would take that up with Him if I were you.

[Miss Shelby]

Originally Posted by Sophia

Actually, I have it on good authority that RuPaul is a clerical-fascist devoted to an esoteric occult Zulu tradition of military authoritarianism and expansion. He just prefers to be pretty while he conquers and oppresses inferiors for the glory of the Sun People.

well, he's (she's?) gotta great set of legs!

[Sophia]

Originally Posted by Iacchus

I'm Howard Hughes, although I guess it depends on who you ask.

Have you read any of the research literature on gender dysphoria, reviewed trans v. nontrans MRI and EEG scans, etc., etc., or are you just talking out of your ass as usual?

[Sock Puppet]

In Iacchus' defense, if he couldn't talk out of his ass, he'd be mute.

[Iacchus]

Originally Posted by Sophia

Have you read any of the research literature on gender dysphoria, reviewed trans v. nontrans MRI and EEG scans, etc., etc., or are you just talking out of your ass as usual?

And what exactly does that have to with anything, other than this fantasy of yours (or, made up fiction), about your flippant reply about being a "trans?"

Like I said, I'm Howard Hughes.

[Iacchus]

Originally Posted by Sock Puppet

In Iacchus' defense, if he couldn't talk out of his ass, he'd be mute.

Do you think maybe it was a birth defect? Or, something I ass-u-me-d all on my own?

[Iacchus]

Butt, then again, maybe I should take it (mmm, that feels good) more as a compliment? Since afterall, we -- or, what we like to think of as we -- are nothing more than brain farts aren't we?

[Sock Puppet]

Originally Posted by William S. Burroughs, Naked Lunch

Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig, farting out the words. It was unlike anything I had ever heard. This asshole talk had sort of a gut frequency. It hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you have to do is turn loose? Well this talking hit you right down there, a bubbly, thick stagnant sound, a sound you could smell. This man worked for a carnival you dig, and to start with it was like a novelty ventriliquist act. Real funny, too, at first. He had a number he called The Better Ole that was a scream, I tell you. I forget most of it but it was clever. Like, "Oh I say, are you still down there, old thing?" "Nah I had to go relieve myself." After a while the asshole started talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared and his asshole would ad-lib and toss the gags back at him every time. Then it developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in-curving hooks and start eating. He thought this was cute at first and built an act around it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the asshole said to him, "It is you who will shut up in the end. Not me. Because we dont need you around here any more. I can talk and eat AND shit." After that he began waking up in the morning with a transparent jelly like a tadpoles tail all over his mouth. This jelly was what the scientists call un-D.T., Undifferentiated Tissue, which can grow into any kind of flesh on the human body. He would tear it off his mouth and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there, grow anywhere on him a glob of it fell. So finally his mouth sealed over, and the whole head would have have amputated spontaneous - except for the EYES you dig. That's one thing the asshole COULDN'T do was see. It needed the eyes. But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied so the brain couldnt give orders any more. It was trapped in the skull, sealed off. For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes WENT OUT, and there was no more feeling in them than a crab's eyes on the end of a stalk.

[Sophia]

Originally Posted by Iacchus

And what exactly does that have to with anything, other than this fantasy of yours (or, made up fiction), about your flippant reply about being a "trans?"

I'm wondering whether you've even looked into gender dysphoria or if you're just ignorantly talking out of your arse. I could easily guess with reasonable likelihood of accuracy, but I was willing to give you a chance to answer.

Anyway, my gender dysphoria is not a made up fiction. That's me in my avatar BTW. You were wrong about the cancer being made up, and you're equally wrong in this regard. My inner identification as a woman goes back since before the doctors estimate I'd been afflicted with the brain tumor even in the earliest stages. The cancer long interfered with me doing what I need to do in this regard.

[Miss Shelby]

.-.

[Kael]

That doesn't even begin to make sense... What point is it the artist is utterly failing to satire?

[Miss Shelby]

you really are humour impaired, aren't you?

[Crumb]

I think it is something like "Rocks can kill people too, you dumb-ass liberal commie hippy bastards, what are you going to OUTLAW ROCKS?!?!???!?!?!!!?//////"

[Sock Puppet]

I think it's pretty funny that it looks and quacks like one of those gawdawful cartoons you find in the back of the "Parade" section.

[Clutch Munny]

Originally Posted by Miss Shelby

you really are humour impaired, aren't you?

Yeah, Kael! It's about stupid liberals something something! GET IT? I bet you didn't get it!

[capslockf9]

People who party more, stay up later, get drunk more often, take illicit drugs more often, tend to be liberal because of brain damage. and die younger.
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