There should be a super villain character named The Dreaded Apostrophe, who would sneak around surreptitiously inserting apostrophes where they didn't belong!
There should be a super villain character named The Dreaded Apo'strophe, who would s'neak around s'urreptitiously inserting apostrophe's where they didnt belong!
Speaking as the owner of an apostrophe, I think the theft of them by computer programs is a much bigger crime. Maybe The Dreaded Apostrophe is hoarding them for some nefarious plot.
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