I'm a thread killing sumbitch. - Page 17

livius drusus · #**401** 02-23-2005, 05:44 PM

Crumb · #**402** 02-23-2005, 06:10 PM

What? You want some of this Liv?! :2birds:

Shake · #**403** 02-23-2005, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by justaman

Agreed.

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Originally Posted by Crumb

Looks like this agreement was worth the paper it was written on.

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Originally Posted by Crumb

What? You want some of this Liv?! :2birds:

Oh man, I just know you're not getting into a smilie war with liv! :eek:

Crumb · #**404** 02-23-2005, 06:27 PM

I guess I'm a crazy SOB

livius drusus · #**405** 02-23-2005, 06:58 PM

Don't blame your mother for your own failings, Crumb bum. :draw:

Crumb · #**406** 02-23-2005, 07:01 PM

Hey now, who said it was a "failing"? :stwitch:

livius drusus · #**407** 02-23-2005, 07:03 PM

I did. Wanna make something of it? :blackhat:

Crumb · #**408** 02-23-2005, 07:15 PM

Take your best shot.

wei yau · #**409** 02-23-2005, 07:23 PM

Dear liv and Crumb,

At the present time, your smiley flamewar has degenerated into posturing without actual engagement.

As a spectator, I find this to be very dull. Please raise the level of this flamewar with actual flames.

Sincerely,

A dissatisifed flame-watcher

Crumb · #**410** 02-23-2005, 07:28 PM

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Dear liv and Crumb,

Your sarcasm and feigned friendship does not fool us. We can read your obvious vile contempt between your miserable clumbsy, halting "English" lines.

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At the present time, your smiley flamewar has degenerated into posturing without actual engagement.

I understand that someone as thick and oblivous as yourself doesn't understand the subtle art of the flame war, but so us all a favor and shut-up and learn from the masters!

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As a spectator, I find this to be very dull. Please raise the level of this flamewar with actual flames.

By definition spectators are too pathetic and unskilled to participate. Your boredom doesn't impress me.

Now, SOD OFF!

wei yau · #**411** 02-23-2005, 07:33 PM

Dear Crumb,

I humbly submit that any future flames penned by you be written entirely with smileys. The frequent misspellings in your writing is to be pitied.

Signed,

Impressively bored

Dingfod · #**412** 02-23-2005, 07:37 PM

You're all a bunch of wannabe posers.

viscousmemories · #**413** 02-23-2005, 07:38 PM

There's no Rodney King smilie, so I'll just have to say it:

Crumb · #**414** 02-23-2005, 07:42 PM

Scat! You people aren't supposed to be here!

Dingfod · #**415** 02-23-2005, 07:45 PM

Hey! It's not your job to say scat. It's my thread, that's my job. Scat! The lot of you, scat!

Crumb · #**416** 02-23-2005, 07:49 PM

Sorry to say, it's not your thread anymore, warrenly... :no2:

livius drusus · #**417** 02-23-2005, 07:49 PM

I've had enough of this pseudo-British sod/bugger off crap. Pretentious bastards. Every one of you was raised in a barn, most likely somewhere in the shitkicking midwest, so quit playing at Madonna and talk like you fucking eat.

Cocks.

Crumb · #**418** 02-23-2005, 07:51 PM

Hey now, it was nice barn, and it was on the fricking west coast!

Pussy.

wei yau · #**419** 02-23-2005, 07:56 PM

Dear liv,

I must take exception to your recent characterization of my participation in this thread. I have not used any stereotypical faux-English sayings, nor was I raised in the Midwest.

If the epistle form of my posts in this thread triggered such responses, the fault is not mine. If I were you, I would direct my ire at the influence of a certain comedic troupe.

Signed,

Red-blooded American, gawd-demmit

PS: I find the lack of smileys in this pathetic excuse for a "smiley flamewar" to be lamentable.

Dingfod · #**420** 02-23-2005, 08:03 PM

As a born in a barn shitkicker, I resent being associated with those English twits.

livius drusus · #**421** 02-23-2005, 08:14 PM

Crumb: It's fucking. Not fricking. Not freaking. Just fucking. Drop the PG-13 facade, you degenerate. :talkhand:

eldar:

warrenly: Resent this. :bartmoon:

Dingfod · #**422** 02-23-2005, 09:00 PM

* Dingfod gasps at the thought

Farren · #**423** 02-23-2005, 09:05 PM

Goddammit, you really are a stupid bunch of pigfucking, cuntlapping, whoremongering subhuman fucktards if that's the best you can do.

I can swear in languages none of you even understand:

Jy stink soos jou ma wat 'n perd, 'n hond en 'n vark genaai het se hele vuil hol!

(OK I fervently hope no one can actually translate that)

Dingfod · #**424** 02-23-2005, 09:52 PM

You candy-assed, father-molesting, latex-smelling, cum-gobbling, zit-nibbling, butt-brained cockweasel?

Ex-zombie · #**425** 02-23-2005, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by warrenly

You candy-assed, father-molesting, latex-smelling, cum-gobbling, zit-nibbling, butt-brained cockweasel?

Why did you use a question mark? Shouldn't it end with an exclamation point?