Good King Trump

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by The Man

(…also, too, fixed a couple of typos – ugh. Apparently I need a copyeditor! It seems spending so much time at my job proofreading others has made me sloppier with my own writing. Or maybe I’m just tired)

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

I'll put this mini Trump here:

#CPC sources tell Global News that members of the Conservative Fund are outraged and demanded Scheer's resignation when they found out party money was being spent on private schooling. Sources say the expenditures were made without the knowledge or approval of the Fund #cdnpoli

— Mercedes Stephenson (@MercedesGlobal) December 12, 2019

[The Man]

How quaint. Your leaders still sometimes face consequences when they do something corrupt. Even if it's just "Sorry we got caught", that's still better than "Yeah, we did it. What are you going to do about it?" or "We didn't do it; who are you going to believe, us or your lying eyes?"

There's some pretty messed up aspects to Canadian politics, but you've got a long time before you're anywhere near our level of dysfunction, is what I'm saying.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

There's even a mechanism for handling corrupt senators.

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[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Okay, I've had some time to think of a reasonable response.

Remember this guy?

Originally Posted by The Man

It is always, always, ALWAYS projection with these motherfuckers.

Holy shit, Andrew Sheer is right off that playbook.

Scheer spends his career lambasting various appointees or politicians for their dual citizenships.
During the election run up it's revealed Scheer has dual Can-US citizenship.
"No one asked." <-- lol the hubris

Scheer claims to have been an insurance agent.
Revealed he never had such a license.

Scheer points at Trudeau having two nannies for his kids on the public dime.
Scheer was milking the CPC for his kid's private school.

Why isn't he going down in a storm of ragetweets? Because Andrew Scheer is a limp noodle. So bad I'm tempted to add his picture to the Urban Dictionary definition of Beta Cuck.

The candidate who lost the party nomination to Scheer is a Maxime Bernier. Now HIM I could see going down in a rage tweet express right out of the Evil Overlord list of things not to do. When Bernier lost the nomination, he quit the party and formed his own. And promptly lost his own seat in Parliament.

So yeah, sure, consequences. Still the same energy in the world's fucked up conservative parties, and a lesson for all other democracies to beware.

eta: since I can't resist, from the r/Canada

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

*chef's kiss* pic.twitter.com/DoNAoDpwJM

— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) December 10, 2019

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Dafuq.

When it comes to keeping his promises, there's only one Person Of The Year:

✅Booming Economy
✅Record Job Creation
✅Historic Tax Cuts
✅#AmericaFirst Trade Deals
✅ISIS Destroyed
✅Building the Wall#TIMEPOY #PromisesMadePromisesKept pic.twitter.com/bEt9yqInqY

— Trump War Room (Text TRUMP to 88022) (@TrumpWarRoom) December 12, 2019

[Ari]

It’s fine, our president is stable and certainly didn’t have a tantrum over Time Person of the year, causing his staff to fake a cover to appease their dictator. Meanwhile Trump is winning so much he even has time to tweet insults at children.

And this is the man traitor Mitch has declared loyalty too.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Thrad

From the first stirrings of life beneath water... to the great beasts of the Stone Age... to man taking his first upright steps, you have come far. Now begins your greatest quest: from this early cradle of civilization on towards the stars.

— Patrick Nonwhite (@NonWhiteHat) December 17, 2019

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

This scam bot seems to have it's wires crossed.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

[slimshady2357]

pic.twitter.com/pnNMAFJEiK

— Susan Fraser ❤️ 🇨🇦 (@SusanFr89425048) December 19, 2019

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

How Trump Is Criminalizing Homelessness - CityLab

[SR71]

There was a recent article about how whiny Dump is, but I forget where I read it. The remarkable thing in it was easily found though. He told us flat out how whiny he was.

It is truly facking unglaublich to me that Republicans respond favorably to that. I always thought of them as these unforgiving hardasses who think of complaining as weakness, but they love this guy. It seems like he splits his time about evenly between talking smack and sniveling and slinging snot.

"I do whine because I want to win and I'm not happy about not winning and I am a whiner and I keep whining and whining until I win," Trump told CNN's Chris Cuomo on Tuesday.

- Donald Dump, August 11, 2015

[erimir]

Yeah, but consider: would someone who quickly jumps to "I want to speak to your manager" be more likely to vote for Trump or a Democrat?

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Trump Should Be Removed from Office | Christianity Today

Can we say with a straight face that abortion is a great evil that cannot be tolerated and, with the same straight face, say that the bent and broken character of our nation’s leader doesn’t really matter in the end?

huh

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Ah. The call is on for Pence.

[SR71]

Originally Posted by erimir

Yeah, but consider: would someone who quickly jumps to "I want to speak to your manager" be more likely to vote for Trump or a Democrat?

Dig.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Whoever selected this image for this is a genius and I still want to kick their ass for being an idiot.

The editor in chief of the evangelical magazine Christianity Today, Mark Galli, has called for President Trump's removal in an op-ed.

He said Trump's Twitter feed is "a near perfect example of a human being who is morally lost and confused." https://t.co/kPBzj1IDlS

— NPR Politics (@nprpolitics) December 20, 2019

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

U.S. has 'no right' to Syrian oil, adviser to President Assad says

Bouthaina Shaaban was referring to President Donald Trump’s declaration earlier this year that the U.S. would “keep” Syrian oil.


Ready to send troops back to Syria, y'all?

[erimir]

In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 29, 2011

So Trump drone-bombed perhaps Iran's top military leader. Analysts on the internet are saying this is equivalent to Iran assassinating the head of the CIA, or the Secretary of State or Defense. My Iranian friend says he's equivalent to the head of the Pentagon.

2020 already off to a roaring start in case you thought we were gonna get a break.

And a hearty "fuck you" to anyone who said Trump was a non-interventionist/dove, doesn't go looking for dragons, we can't have Killary, yada yada. And an extra-special "fuck you" to those who said that it's better we have him than Hillary because she would totally start a war with Iran (blowing up Obama's signature foreign policy achievement because she's just so bloodthirsty).

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Bonus:

Blagojevich: House Democrats Would've Impeached Lincoln, Too

Trump has said he’s considering a commutation for Blagojevich, who was convicted of trying to trade former President Barack Obama’s Senate seat for campaign money. He also tried to shake down executives from a children’s hospital and within the horse racing industry for campaign contributions.

Blagojevich, who entered federal prison in 2012, has formally applied for a commutation, and his wife has lobbied hard on his behalf. His relationship with the president dates to 2009 when he was contestant on Trump’s TV show, “The Celebrity Apprentice.”

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Jim Bakker declares that supporting Trump "is a test [of] whether you are even saved." pic.twitter.com/Lay3BNfihc

— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) January 6, 2020

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Interesting observation.

going to be thinking about this quote from steve schmidt about lindsey graham for awhile in this rolling stone piece by @markbinellihttps://t.co/uhM3nEjuaX pic.twitter.com/60lCI8P8Yr

— Sopan Deb (@SopanDeb) January 7, 2020

[Sock Puppet]

Lindsey can even kowtow to his current shark while paying homage to his former one, by reviving that hilarious-and-not-at-all-dogshit-stupid "Bomb Iran" bit!