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08-18-2011, 08:56 AM
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Vaginally-privileged sociopathic cultist
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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08-18-2011, 08:59 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Just a FAIL troll showing his FAIL.
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08-20-2011, 11:10 AM
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It's however you interpret the question...
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
venting here:
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08-20-2011, 02:25 PM
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Banned for death threats
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Dreary little ass licking mushrooms are depressingly robbing humanity of any sense of worth. And then imagining that they are somehow better people because of their disease?
How does that work?
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08-24-2011, 04:54 PM
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THIS IS REALLY ADVANCED ENGLISH
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Maybe, if you're uncertain on the question, instead of interrupting me to tell my interlocutor what the answer MIGHT be, you could SHUT THE FUCK UP while I actually, you know, answer the fucking question.
Oh, and to the other person walking into my cube to talk to the person on the other side, TWICE in one day, while I was sitting right there: Your comment that you keep thinking my cube is yours would be a more likely explanation (well, I think that's what you meant it as, idiotic as that would be) if I weren't sitting in the goddamned cube when you did it, and then proceeded to have your conversation anyway. The second time, with conspiratorial whispers? What the FUCK? The next time I'll just pitch you over the wall so you can have your discussion more intimately.
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08-24-2011, 05:45 PM
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Astroid the Foine Loine between a Poirate and a Farrrmer
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Ohhh there is this awful COW that does that to me whenever I work in the office! She stands right behind me and has a conversation with my neighbor in the kind of whisper that makes it sound like they are spreading the most awful gossip about someone!
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08-27-2011, 04:45 PM
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Man in Black
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Shit, where I work, they don't even bother to whisper. They talk at the top of their motherfucking lungs and say stupid shit like, "WE'RE NOT BOTHERING YOU ARE WE PYRRHO HA HA HA"
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08-27-2011, 08:51 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Why do I bother arguing with creatards?
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08-27-2011, 09:58 PM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
You are an evotard?
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08-28-2011, 05:52 PM
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Member
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
What the fuck, gmail?! You took it upon yourself to change my Meetup emails to Important, using some algorithm I could never hope to understand. I change them back to the lower dungeon of Get To It Later, so ... okay.
And now I'm going through my Spam folder and I find an email that not only has its own filter specifying the Subscription label--which you got right; gold star --but also specified fucking IMPORTANT!
How the fucking-FUCK did you decide that Important Subscription should land in fucking SPAM?! I opened that email and looked through it; nothing in the content changed to indicate spam so why, why, WHY, WHY FUCKING WHY?!!!
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08-28-2011, 08:53 PM
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NeoTillichian Hierophant & Partisan Hack
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Why do people who choose to rely on technology, to do things that they are perfectly capable of doing themselves, complain when the technology fails to do the task as well as they could have done it themselves, without the technological assistance?
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08-28-2011, 09:44 PM
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Clutchenheimer
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
It's not a four-way stop, dumbass. It's a two-way stop, crossing a highway. You're turning left, I'm going straight; it doesn't fucking matter that you got there first. So don't wave your arms and look outraged when I go through, unless that's fucking semaphor for "I don't understand traffic law, but I feel entitled anyhow."
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08-28-2011, 09:52 PM
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Dogehlaugher -Scrutari
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Dumbass wanna be ganster kids in the park, yeah hassling women is a great way to get to know them.
Next time I even see you in the neighborhood calling the police. It's not like I can't hear your dumb selves threatening kids walking by.
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09-02-2011, 02:37 AM
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Man in Black
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
T'was a good day today because I am alive and well and ambulatory.
Plus I didn't kill anybody, despite fleeting imaginings of taking a door off its hinges and swatting people flat with it.
I'm ok now.
Seriously. Really.
Eleventy.
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09-02-2011, 06:52 PM
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Bizarre unknowable space alien
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Location: Flint, MI
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Fucking substitute librarian decided that despite the fact that we don't do telephone reference anymore and we were NEVER supposed to transfer patrons to librarians at other desks, she was going to transfer calls from one of our crazy regular patrons to me at the Nonfiction desk. Her excuse is she "forgot" we were supposed to screen calls. Of course he's been calling here for over a decade and has an extremely distinctive voice, so any claim that she thought it was a genuine personal or professional call for me is so much bullshit.
GAAAAAHHHH!
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09-02-2011, 07:15 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Accidentally give the nutjob her home phone number.
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09-04-2011, 05:20 PM
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Clutchenheimer
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
No, I don't want to buy your single-speed fixie bike on Ebay, even though it weighs twelve pounds and has pretty blue rims. And I don't want to buy yours either. Nor yours, nor yours, nor yours. In fact, I vaguely recall telling all three hundred thousand of you back in 2008 that fixies are a stupid fucking idea and an obvious fashion statement. So now that you rode that thing for half of one summer and garaged it for the last two years, please just give it away to your local free bike depot, and stop polluting the Ebay listings with your useless velohipsterness.
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09-04-2011, 05:31 PM
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liar in wolf's clothing
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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No, I don't want to buy your single-speed fixie bike on Ebay, even though it weighs twelve pounds and has pretty blue rims. And I don't want to buy yours either. Nor yours, nor yours, nor yours. In fact, I vaguely recall telling all three hundred thousand of you back in 2008 that fixies are a stupid fucking idea and an obvious fashion statement. So now that you rode that thing for half of one summer and garaged it for the last two years, please just give it away to your local free bike depot, and stop polluting the Ebay listings with your useless velohipsterness.
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09-04-2011, 06:18 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
OK, well, so. There was a time like about 15 years ago or so when it occurred to me that it'd be nice to have a dumb bike as an alternative to my regular bike. Just something really light and simple and low maintenance that I could just hop on for very short errands and stuff. I even went so far as to start mentally and in a couple of cases physically gathering parts for it.
I never actually completed the project, but I came --> <-- this close to making a fixie before fixies were cool.
Yet more evidence that the whole hipster culture is based upon copying poor old Lisa Pea in order to make me look stupid for just doing the regular shit I always did.
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09-04-2011, 08:06 PM
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Solipsist
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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... is based upon copying poor old Lisa Pea in order to make me look stupid for just doing the regular shit I always did.
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Definition of the entire internet, right there
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09-04-2011, 08:51 PM
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Clutchenheimer
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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Originally Posted by lisarea
OK, well, so. There was a time like about 15 years ago or so when it occurred to me that it'd be nice to have a dumb bike as an alternative to my regular bike. Just something really light and simple and low maintenance that I could just hop on for very short errands and stuff. I even went so far as to start mentally and in a couple of cases physically gathering parts for it.
I never actually completed the project, but I came --> <-- this close to making a fixie before fixies were cool.
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Single-speed, or a fixie? (I know, you said fixie. But maybe you didn't mean it.)
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09-04-2011, 09:46 PM
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liar in wolf's clothing
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
She meant fixie. I mean, fixie is just a hipster word for penny-farthing, right?
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09-04-2011, 09:57 PM
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Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
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09-04-2011, 10:06 PM
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Dr. Jerome Corsi-Soetoro, Ph.D., Esq.
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I still don't get this thread.
Would someone kind help a brother out.
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09-04-2011, 10:14 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
No, I meant it. I never got much past the thinking about it stage, but my ideal end result would have been a fixie. The goal was basically to have a bike the Flintstones might have had, so a one speed would have been way too fancy.
Hypothetically, though, I might have compromised on a single speed because it probably would have been easier to cobble together. But then, yeah, that's a big compromise to make when my whole point was to have the dumbest of possible bikes; so why even bother? I could achieve the same result by just using the bike I already had and not switching gears. It defeats the whole purpose! But then again, you know, why put some extraordinary amount of effort into building a bicycle that will serve only as a minor convenience in very specific situations?
I dunno. This is why I don't get a lot of things done, because I think about them too much before I start.
Stop making me relive the emotional turmoil of thinking about this bike stuff!
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