{picture removed} Back in 2001, before 9/11 terrorist attacks, I was dating {redacted} who lives {redacted}. She was 31 y/o, having been born on March 1, 1970. She told me that she used to have gas one time she was baking a cake for her son's birthday, so at one moment of mischief she tried to see if her gas would catch fire. She rolled down her panties and let one rip on the candles and it put them out.
I told Tanya I would think her farts would light up and burn the cake. Anyway, she decided to feed her son Rodney with it, who was 6 year old at the time. I was flabbergasted she did it.
So I dared her a few other time to do it on cakes. She fessed up to me that while working in NYC as a waitress she used to spit and piss in the food of annoying customers she was serving.
The cake farting esisodes started as a joke but later on I developed a fetish for her (eproctophilia) just by seeing her bending down and farting into the cake. That's how I became a big cakefarts enthusiast. Sean
Last edited by livius drusus; 10-06-2011 at 12:56 AM.
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LOL, I'm not a loser. I banged {redacted}. She's a hottie. She farted on some cakes and that's how I became such as cakefarts - cake farts - enthusiast.
Last edited by livius drusus; 10-07-2011 at 07:26 PM.
Thanks for not using my real name, but 41? Come on!
Steve, at 41 {redacted} looks GORGEOUS. I visited her house last weekend and we engaged in such a raunchy sex, the chindelier almost fell off the ceiling. {redacted} fucked me so hard because she assumed I cheated on her with some chick I allegedly picked up at a bar while vacationing in Pittsburgh. She toots (she never calls it "farts") and then blames it on her King Charles Kavalier dog, Scrappy.
Last edited by livius drusus; 10-07-2011 at 07:27 PM.
The original cake farter is {redacted}
Now we'll never know how old {redacted} is!
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