09-27-2023, 05:07 PM
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Re: News Miscellany
Steve Irwin at the pearly gates with a cricket bat. Saint Peter tells him he can go right in.
“Thanks, mate, but I’m waiting on someone.”
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09-27-2023, 05:21 PM
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Re: News Miscellany
Jesus.
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09-27-2023, 07:53 PM
I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Re: News Miscellany
Soooo… here’s Steve Irwin’s son Robert Irwin not molesting a komodo dragon in any shape or form.
09-27-2023, 09:04 PM
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Re: News Miscellany
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Oh Heavens to Betsies, I ran across this and by the headline I thought it was this same Nevada woman, but this is a
different woman altogether. Holy shit.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/convi...without-parole
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09-28-2023, 09:44 PM
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Re: News Miscellany
BBC News - Sycamore Gap: Boy, 16, arrested after Hadrian's Wall tree felled
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The landmark at Sycamore Gap, beside Hadrian's Wall in Northumberland, was cut down overnight.
Northumberland National Park Authority officials believe the tree, known as Robin Hood's Tree, was "deliberately felled".
09-28-2023, 10:15 PM
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Re: News Miscellany
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Well, that certainly looks fairly deliberate.
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09-29-2023, 05:51 PM
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09-29-2023, 07:44 PM
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Re: News Miscellany
Holy fuck, we got us an
indictment and arrest in Tupac's murder, and it isn't Puffy.
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09-30-2023, 01:57 AM
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09-30-2023, 07:00 AM
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09-30-2023, 01:38 PM
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Stephen Maturin
I read that he published a memoir in 2019 in which he confessed to supplying the gun used in the killing and that he was in the car when it happened. I checked and doublechecked but I wasn't reading the Onion.
10-02-2023, 06:21 PM
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Re: News Miscellany
EMILYs List president
Laphonza Butler will serve the rest of Dianne Feinstein's U.S. Senate term, which expires in January 2025.
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10-02-2023, 07:09 PM
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Why do they call it it "Robin Hood's tree" [well, ..., did]?
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10-10-2023, 09:26 PM
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Why do they call it it "Robin Hood's tree" [well, ..., did]?
So yet another case of Costner bending history.
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10-11-2023, 08:26 PM
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Re: News Miscellany
In this storm of ghastly news, let us take time to
at Tommy Tuberville, who's supplanted Ron Johnson as America's stupidest senator,
falling down like a common Joe Biden .
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10-11-2023, 09:01 PM
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Well, I wish that I could say that I've never done that.
(But,..., at least, I didn't have news cameras there to record the event.)
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10-11-2023, 09:12 PM
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Well, I wish that I could say that I've never done that.
(But,..., at least, I didn't have news cameras there to record the event.)
You've mocked Biden's mobility and then have your own issues? That's not very nice.
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10-11-2023, 10:44 PM
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I can honestly say that I've never mocked Joe Biden.
Tommy T, on the other hand,...
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10-17-2023, 05:22 AM
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10-18-2023, 05:48 PM
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10-19-2023, 12:39 AM
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I remember telling that dumbass lolbert who posted here long ago that the stuffed animal he uses as a jizz rag is not an actual human being, and therefore he cannot be "married" to it. As always, life outstrips snark.
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10-19-2023, 03:14 PM
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10-19-2023, 07:05 PM
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Re: News Miscellany
person in Doncaster sees paragliders, assumes Hamas is attacking the UK.
This is how Brexit happened.
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10-19-2023, 08:18 PM
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This is how stochastic terrorism works. People are really, really stupid.
10-22-2023, 01:46 AM
I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Re: News Miscellany
And now for something completely different,
Silvio Berlusconi heirs weigh up fate of his mostly worthless art collection | Italy | The Guardian
TheGuardian The heirs of Silvio Berlusconi inherited billions from his empire but now they are faced with a dilemma: what to do with his vast collection of mostly worthless artwork, including paintings of nude women and the Madonna, stored in a warehouse opposite his home near Milan.
The former prime minister, who died in June at the age of 86, reportedly amassed the 25,000 works during the final years of his life, buying the majority from late-night shopping channels in his quest to become a top collector.
Vittorio Sgarbi, an undersecretary at the culture ministry, art critic and close friend of Berlusconi, said the compulsion for buying art sold through TV auctions began in earnest in 2018 as a result of “sleepless nights”.
He told Report, the investigative series broadcast on Rai, that Berlusconi spent an estimated €20m on what Sgarbi described as a collection of “daubs”, and the focus appeared to be on quantity rather than quality.
According to La Repubblica newspaper, the collection is a burden for Berlusconi’s five offspring, not least because it costs €800,000 a year to maintain the huge warehouse opposite Villa San Martino, his main residence in Arcore near Milan, in which the works are stored.
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