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03-31-2023, 06:00 PM
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Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular
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I always know who I am for by the people who are against my liking. Ya’all just confirm my stance.
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Isn't this whole "I'm for it because they are against it" just a big part of the divisive problems we have in this country. There are no morals or ethics grounding your position, it's just a middle finger... because "fuck them".
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03-31-2023, 06:36 PM
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Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular
I've seen that in a bunch of narcissists who don't have much if any power of their own. They'll chop their own arm off to break the finger of their perceived enemies.
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04-02-2023, 07:49 AM
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Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular
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... And he doesn't sound like he's drunk off his as when he's giving a speech. ...
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IS that it? Conservative propaganda will prop him up instead of make fun of him like Biden and that’s why you support DeSantis?
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I thought she was talking about Trump
OK no I didn't, but she should have been.
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04-24-2023, 06:23 PM
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Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular
As LarsMac told us a couple of days back, Reuters is keeping track of who's in, who's out and who's still mulling it over. Brit Floyd and The Australian Pink Floyd play some big venues these days, but Pink Floyd has been gone a long time. Will the trumpanzees settle for a tribute band when the original is still touring (hebephrenically, but still touring nonetheless)?
We can now add Larry Elder to the GOP clown car. He's best known for getting his ass kicked up one side and down the other in the Gavin Newsome gubernatorial recall election in 2021.
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04-24-2023, 08:52 PM
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Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular
Seeing that he is now unemployed, how long before ol' Tucker tosses his hat in the ring?
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04-25-2023, 05:27 PM
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Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular
Ol' Handsome Joe Biden has made it official, announcing his reelection campaign.
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04-25-2023, 05:53 PM
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Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular
I've been thinking the plan might be to reelect Biden, have him resign after the point where Harris can run twice and effectively serve 10 years.
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04-25-2023, 07:23 PM
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Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular
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I've been thinking the plan might be to reelect Biden, have him resign after the point where Harris can run twice and effectively serve 10 years.
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As much as I like Harris in the abstract, she hasn't really inspired other Democrats. We'll see how that plan works.
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04-25-2023, 07:31 PM
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Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular
Brown and a woman will do that in America.
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04-25-2023, 09:37 PM
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Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular
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I've been thinking the plan might be to reelect Biden, have him resign after the point where Harris can run twice and effectively serve 10 years.
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I believe she'd only get whatever Biden left her + 4 if she wins a second term.
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04-25-2023, 09:41 PM
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Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular
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Brown and a woman will do that in America.
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Other than casting tie-breaker votes in the Senate, she doesn't really have any "wins" as a VP. I was kind of expecting Biden to use Harris like he helped Obama, but if she is, it's not making it out to the public.
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04-25-2023, 09:56 PM
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Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular
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I've been thinking the plan might be to reelect Biden, have him resign after the point where Harris can run twice and effectively serve 10 years.
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I believe she'd only get whatever Biden left her + 4 if she wins a second term.
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K is right in that she could serve up to 10 years so long as Biden waited until 2 years into his term to resign. See U.S. Const. amend. 22 § 1 ("no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of President more than once" [emphasis added]).
Of course, for that to happen she'd need to be elected two times after serving the last two years of Biden's term. Which, in this country, lol.
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04-25-2023, 10:48 PM
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I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular
I remember hearing similar conspiracies about the 2020 election, that Biden clearly couldn’t handle 4 years, and the deep states real plan was to get Biden elected and put Harris in.
With screams of dementia and the stress of the last 3 years, it’s going to be interesting to see ‘sleepy Biden’ vs ‘Caps lock Don’ fight it out. I do wonder if Trump will attend any debates or if we’re going to see him more and more through Truth social/twitter only.
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04-26-2023, 12:16 AM
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THIS IS REALLY ADVANCED ENGLISH
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Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular
The orange one may truly believe with narcissistic certainty that he won the popular vote. But deep within his tiny, plaque-lined, black little heart, he knows that Biden made him look bad in the debates on national TV. I'd wager he won't do any more of those.
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04-26-2023, 02:02 PM
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Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular
I think any idea that Biden is planning on leaving after X years so Harris can take over underestimates how much he wants the power. He was always going to run for a second term and if he wins, he won't be leaving unless forced to for health reasons.
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04-26-2023, 11:08 PM
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Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular
PAB's "DeSantis owes me literally everything, right on down to the breath in his body, and this is the thanks I get" commercial is p. fucking good.
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05-24-2023, 11:38 PM
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Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular
The Meatball Ron/Apartheid Karen campaign announcement on Twitter seems to be going spectacularly well. At least it appears to be, you know, working now.
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Congratulations to DeSantis's crack comms team, @BryanDGriffin, @ChristinaPushaw, and @JeremyRedfernFL, for organizing a totally effective and non-humiliating campaign launch for their boss with tech genius @elonmusk. Bravo!
Remember, their pitch is 'Trump but competent.' Lol.
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lol indeed
And for extra lulz, here's a bit of Dark Brandon trolling.
ETA:
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05-26-2023, 03:43 AM
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Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular
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05-26-2023, 07:35 AM
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Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular
Ooh. Can we send Ron and Elon in a Tesla into space?
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05-26-2023, 04:33 PM
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Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular
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Ooh. Can we send Ron and Elon in a Tesla into space?
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I'd pay ten bucks to see that.
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05-27-2023, 02:14 AM
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Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular
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Ooh. Can we send Ron and Elon in a Tesla into space?
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Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis on Thursday signed into law a spaceflight bill that protects companies such as SpaceX and Blue Origin from legal liability if crewmembers or passengers are injured or killed during missions.
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06-02-2023, 11:38 PM
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Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular
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Ooh. Can we send Ron and Elon in a Tesla into space?
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Can we get a medical professional who knows a thing or two about the elderly and signs of impairment to step in on behalf of the president and his safety?
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06-02-2023, 11:52 PM
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Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular
What a non sequitur. I believe the president has regular visits with qualified medical professionals to evaluate his health.
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06-03-2023, 12:07 AM
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I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular
All Biden would need to do is remember “Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.” to be deemed fit for Republican consumption. But I do look forward to Republicans who claimed ancient 77 year old Biden was too old to run now claiming young 77 year old Trump is in his prime!
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06-03-2023, 12:09 AM
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Pontificating Old Fart
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Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular
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Ooh. Can we send Ron and Elon in a Tesla into space?
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Can we get a medical professional who knows a thing or two about the elderly and signs of impairment to step in on behalf of the president and his safety?
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You do know that were you to comb the news archives since the fifties, you could find shots of every presidents, stumbling. tripping, bumping their head, or some such.
Though until probably the Reagan era, it was considered bad form to publish them.
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