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01-04-2012, 03:27 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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Fuck you for being in Georgia and not saying anything. YOU HEAR THAT ADEM?
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I thought about mentioning it to the  Georgia contingent, but we weren't there long enough for me to have arranged to see anybody.
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01-04-2012, 03:31 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I can tell I just got iceburned, but I cannot understand the nature or motivation for said burn.
Swears for this post are: Assbutt and peanuts.
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01-04-2012, 03:40 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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Just you and lisarea, alone.
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I must seek out this lisarea and converse with him/her in a green font on a black background.
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01-04-2012, 03:43 PM
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Stoic Derelict... The cup is empty
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
It's so retro. I'm all nostalgic.
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01-04-2012, 08:25 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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Just you and lisarea, alone.
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You will still need a good anti-virus software because, well, "Windoz."
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01-04-2012, 11:55 PM
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Dogehlaugher -Scrutari
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Feeling nostalgic? This was my favorite part of the Muppets movie.
I thought it reminded me of Lisarea.
Good times, good times.
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01-05-2012, 12:29 AM
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Man in Black
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I am quietly and steadily losing my ability to interact with other people.
Spending a night in the box here, Boss.
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01-05-2012, 01:46 AM
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--J.D.
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01-05-2012, 01:54 AM
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Man in Black
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Heh. A close second to my psychologist's remark, "Aw, poor baby couldn't get his way."
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01-05-2012, 02:55 AM
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Crafty Agitator
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It's really not a good thing when someone asks if they should call a mental health professional for your boss. Yes, he's a loon, but don't put that responsibility on me.
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01-06-2012, 03:00 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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I can tell I just got iceburned, but I cannot understand the nature or motivation for said burn.
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I meant it to be a compliment on your extraordinary skills at retro-tech and how they are so rare.
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01-08-2012, 12:22 AM
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The cat that will listen
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
It is dang hard being a grown up.
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01-08-2012, 02:13 AM
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I fucking hate writer's block.
I know what I want to say . . . but I cannot write it 
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01-09-2012, 06:07 PM
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Vice Cobra Assistant Commander
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Dear Vendor,
FTP has been around practically since the freaking Neolithic age. Why do you have to wrap it in your shitty java app that never works, thus making it a huge hassle to ever upload anything to your support site? It's FTP! FTP IS NOT DIFFICULT! THIS IS (PART OF) WHY I HATE OPENING SUPPORT CASES WITH YOU!
FUUUUCK!
Love and kisses,
Adam
The swear for this post is: assjacket.
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01-09-2012, 08:01 PM
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Coffin Creep
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Mother pus bucket.
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01-10-2012, 05:38 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
How can people with a master's degree be so fucking stupid? When I send out a cranky e-mail telling you not to sign up patrons for computer coach sessions that do not exist, and explain the hoops I have to jump through to fix it, why the fuck do you then go and sign another person up for a non-existent class? Are you trying to make me kill everyone in this library? You've certainly made me want to.
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01-10-2012, 05:47 PM
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Stoic Derelict... The cup is empty
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
So it's hour thirteen of a 20 hour day, and me and my Ford Focus pull into the drive thru because one of us is hungry. I hit the button to quench the volume on the blaring radio, and nothing happens, it just keeps blaring. It is so blaring that it's impossible to order. Fortunately no one is in back of me. I back up and find a place in the parking lot to deal with the unruly radio volume. After shutting down and taking the keys out of the ignition, it continues to blare. I get out and lock the door, and yet it continues to blare. After some hard to judge period of time, it finally, finally goes quiet. Upon restart, it does a Scheduled Maintenance routine.
Didn't really need all that. Fucking Microsoft.
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01-10-2012, 06:05 PM
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NeoTillichian Hierophant & Partisan Hack
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Microsoft makes radios? And people actually buy them?
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01-10-2012, 06:09 PM
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THIS IS REALLY ADVANCED ENGLISH
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01-10-2012, 06:25 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Notice that they don't mention the part about it shouting at you for no discernable reason.
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01-10-2012, 06:26 PM
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Stoic Derelict... The cup is empty
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I don't remember ordering the Radio Sticks at Full Blast Option.
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01-10-2012, 06:26 PM
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01-11-2012, 05:36 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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I fucking hate writer's block.
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So in a roughly 24 hour period the mental laxative produces 22 pages of 
And I have no espresso maker 
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01-11-2012, 09:16 AM
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