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02-12-2009, 03:35 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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Fuck this fucking fuckery, it's fucking me off!
Will someone please do my fucking ironing!!!!1111!
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I can iron. Don't want to, but I can. Don't want to, but that's why I buy permanent press clothing.
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02-12-2009, 11:05 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
You stupid piece of shit furnace. If you were going to quit working why couldn't you hold out another 2 1/2 weeks until the husband is home to be here when the repair guy comes and to keep me warm until then?
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02-12-2009, 11:08 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
The repair guy is coming to keep you warm?
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02-13-2009, 01:13 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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02-13-2009, 01:33 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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For the umpteen billionth time..
If you get an email message from a source you do not know, do not open it.
Fucking idiots. *
* This job would be so much easier if I didn't have to deal with people.
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They are still doing it this morning.
I suggested a solution for this many years ago:
First time you open one of these messages and cause an infection we will forgive you.
Second time your service center has to pay for you to come to Portland to take a BASIC FUCKING email usage class.
Third time and we fire your ass, no matter who you are. Yes that means VPs, directors, CFO, or CIO I don't care who your are. If you are so fucking stupid as to open these messages and infect your PC with a mass mailing virus 3 times then your to fucking stupid to have a job here.
Needless to say they have yet to implement my simple policy.
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02-13-2009, 07:44 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Listen, mother fuckers. A $500 deductible in a year means a total of $500 for the whole fucking year, not $500 per mother fucking doctor!!
GET IT GODDAM FUCKING RIGHT OR AM GOING TO GET IN MY CAR, DRIVE TO MINNESOTA AND START HURTING PEOPLE!
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02-14-2009, 05:19 PM
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Queen?
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I have officially kicked the girls out of the front bathroom. OMG nasty. I can't believe anyone could stand to go in that room. I have cleaned it up and taken over. So Dingfod now gets to share the back bathroom with our daughters. At least now if someone drops by to visit, the bathroom will be clean!
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02-14-2009, 05:30 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Yeah right.
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02-14-2009, 05:40 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Don't talk back to me boy! oH, oH-- got it--jesus and I love you dingfod! (from the movie orgazmo) I got roped into watching that stupid movie with Roxanne and Grant last night
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02-14-2009, 05:46 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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02-14-2009, 06:14 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Awright, you two! As a single woman, only I get to be grumpy on Valentine's Day; not you married folks. Now knock it off!
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02-14-2009, 08:39 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
What about me, sistah?
Sharon Lees
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02-15-2009, 11:38 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I'm so glad Valentine's day is over....
Stupid ass holiday! :grump:
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02-15-2009, 09:23 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Is it that fucking hard to put the case back where you fucking got it? Is it so beyond you to consider the fact that you're making me clean up your fucking mess? Oh and that little shit of a your son that you brought in can you tell him to shut his mother fucking mouth? Or do you always let him talk back to you like your his prison bitch and that you some how stepped out of line telling him to quiet the fuck down?
Fucking shitty parents and their fucking shitty off spring.
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02-16-2009, 10:19 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
HORKING UP BLOOD. On antibiotics for sinus infection. Living from tylenol dose to tylenol dose. no-god dammit.
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02-16-2009, 10:22 PM
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Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Holy shit that's scary. Does your doctor know it's happening?
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02-16-2009, 10:24 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
yes, hence antibiotics
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02-16-2009, 10:33 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Ya thx. I thought the coughing up blood was a new development.
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02-17-2009, 03:52 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
If you can't be bothered to check whether the elevator is going up or down before boarding, don't bitch to me that I'm going in the opposite direction you want to go.
I'm only going to snicker at you and make a mental note that you are a fucking idiot.
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02-17-2009, 07:21 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
That is an image from Canada Post.com where I am trying to do a label for a stupid shipment.
Every time I click 'next' I get different combinations of errors
- error, package exceeds max. weight of 2 kl
- error, invalid product for destination
- error, package cannot be under 9" in one dimension
- error, package is too light for selected product
and it's all in red to annoy me further
Seriously, WTF? "From anywhere to anyone"
It's just a simple 8" x 8" x 8" box, 5lbs to Australia
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02-17-2009, 07:27 PM
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silky...
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
UGH! Then 6 attempts and 45 minutes later I get
The Canada Post Ship-in-a-click tool you have chosen is not available at this time.
We are actively working towards a solution to resolve this issue.
We thank you for your patience, and apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
Please try again later.
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02-19-2009, 06:11 PM
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Hey, Finance Department ignoramus. I called this meeting to talk about the new problems you're having, NOT to rehash problems we already know about. Your telling me "I would like for the IT department to understand our problems" chaps my ass because we ALREADY fucking understand your problems. We have tried to fix them but there is no point in spending anymore time doing that; you KNOW why! (Remember the new software we'll soon be developing? It's a waste of time to overhaul the old systems when new systems are on the motherfucking horizon! Remember when we told you that? And told you that? And TOLD YOU THAT?!)
We will be taking into account every god damned complaint you have ever beaten us over the head with. We don't need to go over it again NOW. Please, we know how much trouble the current system gives you because we have to help you with it every three months. WE. KNOW!!! Now SHUT UP and let's talk about the stuff we can correct in the fucking short term. You interminably diarrhea-of-the-mouth stricken harridan!
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Hey, Spanish Class classmates. I'm ready to start learning how to use object pronouns. When did you idiots forget how to use SUBJECT pronouns? We've only been learning them since Day fucking One. Hay-soos Crisco, you fuckers forgot how to recognize conjugations when the subject pronoun is omitted. One of you even forgot how to recognize masculine versus feminine NOUNS! What? Did you all take your stupid pills this morning?!
Thanks to y'all, that was the most boring two hours since they started these classes. I have never been so happy to see 10:00 roll around.
The stupid! It burns!
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02-21-2009, 05:01 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
"Lean on god for strength"
"Depend on god to get you through"
"Thank god for your time with him"
"god won't give you more than you can handle"
"Beg for a miracle"
"god has not abandoned you"
"Jesus loves you"
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FUCK YOU. SRSLY. FUCK YOU. I'm done with it. Keep your ridiculous religion to yourself.
Gah! I'm so fucking tired of pretending like I don't hate everything about christianity. Leave me the fuck alone with your preaching, bible verses, and cliche phrases. Do you even know what the fuck you're talking about? Do you understand how insane you sound? I'm supposed to find comfort in the story of Job, some guy that your god screwed by taking everything away but leaving him alive long enough to mourn everything that he lost? SRSLY??
Jesus loves my son? If I showed "love" the same way jesus is showing love to my son I would be serving a life sentence. My son has been dying slowly for 9 months, the same amount of time that it took me to bring him to life.
Goodness and mercy?
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02-21-2009, 05:53 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
This isn't a rant, but here's a for Tanda anyway.
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02-21-2009, 07:00 PM
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ninja mother
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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Originally Posted by Tanda
"Lean on god for strength"
"Depend on god to get you through"
"Thank god for your time with him"
"god won't give you more than you can handle"
"Beg for a miracle"
"god has not abandoned you"
"Jesus loves you"
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FUCK YOU. SRSLY. FUCK YOU. I'm done with it. Keep your ridiculous religion to yourself.
Gah! I'm so fucking tired of pretending like I don't hate everything about christianity. Leave me the fuck alone with your preaching, bible verses, and cliche phrases. Do you even know what the fuck you're talking about? Do you understand how insane you sound? I'm supposed to find comfort in the story of Job, some guy that your god screwed by taking everything away but leaving him alive long enough to mourn everything that he lost? SRSLY??
Jesus loves my son? If I showed "love" the same way jesus is showing love to my son I would be serving a life sentence. My son has been dying slowly for 9 months, the same amount of time that it took me to bring him to life.
Goodness and mercy?
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Why can't people understand that sometimes all they need to say is "I'm here for you". It doesn't have to involve God, just a concern and caring for you and your family. I understand the desire to say something but it just saddens me that people say some of those things to you. I can't imagine how they think that helps
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