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10-21-2009, 02:17 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
What part of "If you would like" implies that I AM going to take an action without you responding in the affirmative?
Then to wait 3 days and reply to a message from one of my co-workers, cc'ing me stating that I was taking action? That's pretty ballsy.
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10-21-2009, 05:37 PM
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Crafty Agitator
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I need to know if you've approved my scholarship application so I know whether or not to ask for next Monday afternoon off. I need to know today (last Monday, actually). It's a simple question, that for some reason you can't be arsed to answer. My dealings with your office have less than satisfactory for precisely this reason - no one can be bothered to answer a simple fucking question.
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10-21-2009, 05:40 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I detect a lack of sincerity in both of the previous posts from their almost complete lack of profanity. Get with the fucking program, you two.
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10-21-2009, 06:10 PM
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Dogehlaugher -Scrutari
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Crippling headache turned to flu, now my mother is insisting I go get tested to see if it's H1N1. Why? I have no fucking idea. Unless she's hot to have me pick up something else or infect some other innocent bystander.
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10-21-2009, 07:05 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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Originally Posted by Qingdai
Crippling headache turned to flu, now my mother is insisting I go get tested to see if it's H1N1. Why? I have no fucking idea. Unless she's hot to have me pick up something else or infect some other innocent bystander.
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The medicos may not test for H1N1 unless you are hospitalized because the treatment is the same as for the regular flu, or so my ER doctor sister says.
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10-21-2009, 09:05 PM
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Captain #EmbraceTheImpossible
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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I detect a lack of sincerity in both of the previous posts from their almost complete lack of profanity. Get with the fucking program, you two.
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What piece of shit software now-a-days cannot compensate to daylight savings time?
Time zones and daylight savings time are controlled on our systems by domain policy to ensure that every computer is in the correct TZ for its' physical location. This cannot be changed, no exceptions.
That the truck diagnostic software that you are using is requiring PST when your physically located in CST is not my problem. Well it is my problem in so far that you won't shut the hell up, but really there is nothing I can do about it.
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10-22-2009, 06:47 PM
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Don't trust Me. As per the HH.
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
What the fuck is it that stupid motherfucking people can't understand.
I haven't been to your damn fucked up clinic for over a motherfucking year and now you cock suckers are calling me and fucking telling me "I" need to schedule a asinine appointment.
Fuck you!
What fucking part of "I'm not your damned patient anymore" do you retarded people not fucking understand?
Y'all should be on your knees sucking my cock to keep me as your patient.
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10-22-2009, 08:16 PM
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All messed up
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
So yesterday, I cut my right index finger opening a can of dog food. It started at the outside right under the nail, then went fully around onto the pad and got like half the circumference of my finger. It made a large flap of flesh, and it bled for something like two hours. Literally for like two hours, pressing against it and holding it over my head before it slowed down enough to put a bandaid on it. So I did, but it has reopened like 50 times and I am running out of paper towels to soak up the blood, and do you know how many motherfuckers it hurts as much as when it gets ripped open again? Seven is how many!
So anyways, it just opened back up again and I had just gotten done with rebandaging it again, so I was being extra super conscientious of my finger, which made me walk into a doorframe with my kneecap.
So I am going to go down to the assisted living center at the end of the street and move in there now.
Bye!
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10-22-2009, 11:32 PM
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Guðríð the Gloomy
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
If you can, try this:
drugstore.com - online pharmacy & drugstore, prescriptions filled
It should keep that cut from popping open again.
They used something similar on MT at the hospital after he tried to slice his nose off with a stove pipe.
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10-22-2009, 11:51 PM
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Don't trust Me. As per the HH.
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
23 pounds of stove pipe.
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10-23-2009, 12:05 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Oh go get it stitched up ya big baby!
Plus they'll probably try to give you a tetnus shot, oh and they only have DTap on hand so you won't have to worry about whooping cough or diptheria either.
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10-23-2009, 01:30 AM
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Coffin Creep
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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23 pounds of stove pipe.
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10-23-2009, 02:54 AM
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Don't trust Me. As per the HH.
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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23 pounds of stove pipe.
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Ignore the ugly person in the picture. But the white spot on the nose is the scare that's left.
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10-23-2009, 03:05 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I actually had some expired liquid bandage here, so I put it on, and it's way way better. So far, it hasn't reopened again. Thank you Garnet!
If I get a cool scar, I'll post it.
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10-23-2009, 03:29 AM
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Coffin Creep
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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23 pounds of stove pipe.
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Ignore the ugly person in the picture. But the white spot on the nose is the scare that's left.
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I have a scar on my nose in the same spot. It's from a childhood cut, can't really even remember what it was, maybe a can top.
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10-23-2009, 04:26 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I have a scar on the bridge of my nose too. From some damn faucet in a bathtub. Learning to swim early is cool. Coming up for air in a bathtub is a hospital visit.
Yes, I was the child they made this for:
Safe and Secure Baby*::*Bath & Health*::*Bath Tub Safety*::*Soft Spout Cover by Safety 1st
The shame!
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10-23-2009, 11:22 AM
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Coffin Creep
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
How cute, it's got polar bears about attack a seal on it.
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10-23-2009, 11:43 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
You are NOT allowed to bitch about the amount of work we have to do when you are not the one doing it. You are working normal 8 hour slacker days, I AM the one working overtime and doing all the extra work and I am the last person that probably feels like physically doing so. I swear I am going to lose my fucking mind and hurt you. Oh and how about the next time you take the last of something you replace it instead of leaving it empty and then I get the joy of waddling all the way down the hallway to drag some big heavy boxes back and replace it.
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10-23-2009, 12:40 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Gawd, pregnant women are bitchy.
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10-23-2009, 02:17 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
OK, I paid a lot to attend this school. So did your parents. Could you please put the fucking cellphone away? The texting is annoying but some girl right next to me answered her phone and had a motherfucking conversation last night! I mean c'mon! I'm trying to take notes here!
To teachers--remember when you lectured on the first day of class about confiscating cellphones? Yeah, you need to act on that.
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10-23-2009, 10:15 PM
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Coffin Creep
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Must try and get curses' class schedule and call her...
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10-24-2009, 03:37 AM
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The cat that will listen
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
ARG. Dear People Who Bring a Child to the Hearing Site (or any where else for that matter). If you don't bring something for the child to do while they sit in a room filled with chairs and absolutely nothing else, I really don't see how you can complain when the child is bored out of his/her skull and starts to act out. If you know you're going to sit in a room for an hour at least, maybe you should bring a snack or a game or a book with you.
AND WHO Doesn't feed their kid lunch before an afternoon hearing? (Besides my clients, of course.)
Also, what's the deal with the lack of communication between parents and children? Am I the freakin' Child Whisperer because I can have a conversation with an 8 year old? Or did I miss the life lesson where you only say "Stop that" and grunt at minors?
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10-24-2009, 07:44 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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Must try and get curses' class schedule and call her...
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Okay, this is too timely not to rant on. So a classmate and I exchange numbers so we can share notes etc a few weeks into the semester. She skips class today and CALLS ME IN THE MIDDLE OF LECTURE. Not at the begining of class, not at the end, right smack dab in the middle of the class. Of course this is the one time I don't put my phone on silent so it's all playing the A Team theme while I scramble for my phone.
Shit head! If you want to ask me what happened in class today, could you at least wait until after class to call me?! I'll return the call thirty minutes into the middle of the class you have, BEFORE our class on Monday. If you are lucky and I remember to give you shit. Otherwise SOL. It's not like I haven't been carrying your ass in discussion anyway.
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10-24-2009, 05:00 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Good fucking god. I cannot spend two hours of the morning almost falling asleep and then be expected NOT to be crabby. Fucking kids and darned boyfriend. You people need to understand IT IS NOT LIGHT YET. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! I do not want to be asked a million confirm/deny questions about what goes on in a house in which I do not even live any more ESPECIALLY NOT BEFORE SEVEN A.M. For fuck sake, YES, his dad does have a spear and Probably he DOES let him play with it. He's a martial fucking ARTISTE, these things happen. AND YES, his dad can count and NO I WILL NOT ANSWER ANY MORE QUESTIONS. YOU CHILDREN NEED TO ADOPT A TRUTH-TELLING POLICY and just go with it. CALIGUKID, I mean YOU!
Joesix, I must say, was waking me up to cuddle. I know I shouldn't complain about such a thing, I really do, and believe me, for fourty years I had insufficient cuddling, so really, that is only half-hearted. But I am crabby and so it gets sucked into the crabbyness and so help me fucking gord if there's a damned BUNNY attached to that I will ignore the fuck out of you in such a way as to make you know you've been ignored. It will involve a lot of extra attention and none of it will be cuddly.
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10-25-2009, 12:12 AM
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Coffin Creep
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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