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11-16-2008, 04:51 PM
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Re: WTF smilies you see at other forums
Example of MDC loonies...
Does this sound like a guy you want to have (more) kids with?
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Originally Posted by MDC'er
Anyone have a spouse that hasn't outgrown wake 'n bakin'? haha, no seriously.
I call him the "warm body in a chair" because he's usually so stoned. It's RI-FREAKING-DICULOUS. I used to smoke pot back the day too, but I have a son and more important things to do. At this point I've pretty much given up.
Anyway, long story short... we're trying to have a baby. A few months now and not preggo. My friend who's a nurse (and loves the reefer, so not biased) said pot can effect sperm count and motility and he should take a breather. I asked him too, he said sure. And today we're supposed to get busy and of course I noticed he's freaking stoned.
I'm pissed. No way am I even going to freaking bother. I'm willing to carry his baby for 9 months, birth it, breast feed and he can't quit smoking for a little bit??! Jesus.
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and this woman who wants to know if she should suck the birth mucus out of her baby's nose with her mouth
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Can someone point me to some resources or just describe exactly what you do for a baby as it is born and immediately after birth? Also, the process in general for signs to look for immediately after birth.
This is my last concern--what to do for baby as she is born--the differing opinions on suctioning with a bulb/letting it drain naturally/sucking out with mother's mouth; what is normal, etc.
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11-16-2008, 04:53 PM
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Re: WTF smilies you see at other forums
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Maybe if nobody else is flushing them you can get away with it...
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That works for me too, then. Whatever it takes.
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11-16-2008, 06:33 PM
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Re: WTF smilies you see at other forums
This is just a wild hunch of mine since I have no experience with kids but maybe if your husband is so stoned all the time you shouldn't be worried about trying to have another kid.
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11-16-2008, 06:36 PM
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silky...
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Re: WTF smilies you see at other forums
Stop making perfect sense, bcg.
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11-16-2008, 06:38 PM
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Re: WTF smilies you see at other forums
Quickly sorted if you smoke the weed, Legs
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11-16-2008, 06:40 PM
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Re: WTF smilies you see at other forums
I don't do stuff like that, JoeP.
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11-16-2008, 06:42 PM
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Re: WTF smilies you see at other forums
Marijuana will, in fact, decrease a man's sperm count.
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11-16-2008, 06:45 PM
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Re: WTF smilies you see at other forums
Probably just one of the bonuses of having a stoned spouse, no more kids with the lame dude.
I guess marijuana farmer would be off the grid?
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11-16-2008, 06:45 PM
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Re: WTF smilies you see at other forums
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11-16-2008, 07:11 PM
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Re: WTF smilies you see at other forums
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Marijuana will, in fact, decrease a man's sperm count.
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So it's a contraceptive too?
Oh marijuana, is there anything you can't do?
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11-16-2008, 07:16 PM
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Re: WTF smilies you see at other forums
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Marijuana will, in fact, decrease a man's sperm count.
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hell yeah
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11-16-2008, 07:34 PM
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silky...
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Re: WTF smilies you see at other forums
How about this one... pissed off she is using up all her food stamps on a special dinner.
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What did I just get myself into?
My relatives from Tx are visiting and I offered to make tomorrow nights dinner and make my gluten free Muffaletta style sandwich since they love to try new GF food since my cousin and both her kids also have Celiac.
I obviously was not using my brain when I made the offer
Here's were I wasn't thinking. There's usually left overs so I figured I would only need to make one and my mom points out how my relatives are big eaters so I will have to make 2, ok... then they announce my uncle will be coming up tomorrow too and he will be joining us for dinner as well so now I need to make 3!
This is going to cost a dang fortune and we only have $60 left in Food Stamps for the month! (which is about what I needed to get fresh veggies each week)I at least have the meat but this has taken a MONTHS WORTH of lunch meat from my freezer.
Tomorrow I'll have to go buy more swiss cheese and veggies I'm sure they would more then be willing to help pay the cost but call it pride, I don't want to have to ask for money to pay for a dinner I offered to make crap! I better make sure I have enough flour! If not I'm gonna have to drive an hour into the city to buy it This is ridiculous!
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I think she should look up the definition of Pride.
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11-16-2008, 07:42 PM
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Re: WTF smilies you see at other forums
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Originally Posted by Shelli
Marijuana will, in fact, decrease a man's sperm count.
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hell yeah
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Too bad you didn't smoke more of it a little earlier in life, bey.
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11-16-2008, 07:58 PM
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Re: WTF smilies you see at other forums
Shit, this thread cursed me and I started shedding my uterine wall
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11-16-2008, 08:13 PM
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Re: WTF smilies you see at other forums
Hamster time!
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11-16-2008, 08:18 PM
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Re: WTF smilies you see at other forums
Back to placentas How big are they anyway????
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Originally Posted by MDC'er
Unfortunately I forgot to leave room in the freezer for the placenta lol!
So the day he was born we had to pull out a large container of cookies, a loaf of banana bread and a lasagna just to make room
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11-16-2008, 08:21 PM
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Re: WTF smilies you see at other forums
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Hamster time!
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liv, I kid you not, this is MDC's hamster smilie
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11-16-2008, 08:21 PM
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Re: WTF smilies you see at other forums
Why do I keep clicking on this thread? WTF do I expect?
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11-16-2008, 08:22 PM
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Re: WTF smilies you see at other forums
a six pack of mama cloths?
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11-16-2008, 08:39 PM
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Re: WTF smilies you see at other forums
Doing a GIS for 'placenta eating' turns up some interesting results.
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11-16-2008, 08:42 PM
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Re: WTF smilies you see at other forums
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Originally Posted by Legs
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Originally Posted by livius drusus
Hamster time!
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liv, I kid you not, this is MDC's hamster smilie
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Good God. Is this what placenta dinners do to one's aesthetic sensibilities?
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11-16-2008, 08:49 PM
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Re: WTF smilies you see at other forums
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Doing a GIS for 'placenta eating' turns up some interesting results.
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Do they look large enough to displace a tray of lasagna, large container of cookies and a banana bread?
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11-16-2008, 09:07 PM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Re: WTF smilies you see at other forums
At most just a tray of lasagna.
Maybe she had triplets.
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11-16-2008, 09:50 PM
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Re: WTF smilies you see at other forums
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Originally Posted by Legs
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Originally Posted by Ymir's blood
Doing a GIS for 'placenta eating' turns up some interesting results.
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Do they look large enough to displace a tray of lasagna, large container of cookies and a banana bread?
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See for yourself
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11-16-2008, 10:01 PM
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silky...
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Re: WTF smilies you see at other forums
I prefer seeing it in smoothie form
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