New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!

[Sophia]

Originally Posted by Sophia

Seebs outscored me on an IQ test because of cultural bias in favor of Quakers. The Quaker Occupational Government (QUOG) set it all up. Death to QUOG! No Blood for Oats!

Unlike some of you morons, I'm smart enough to see that IQ is a totally discredited, useless concept. I'm genetically exactly as smart as Seebs - especially when it comes to math! You're all just too biased to see that. It's nothing to do with neurocircuitry or the structure of the brain. With enough prep, to do as well as Seebs on an advanced math test I'd only need to try hard enough. Wouldn't matter if even the prep just gave me a headache and I didn't know what the hell I was doing. It's all a matter of having faith, people.

I mean, it totally makes sense that evolution would stop at the neck! Why can't any of you idiots who believe in intelligence figure that out?

This was a funny post and should have been thanked. FF deserves to be sued.

Next rant.

"If women liked sex as much as men, there would be straight cruising areas in the way there are gay cruising areas. Women would go and hang around in churchyards thinking: 'God, I've got to get my fucking rocks off', or they'd go to Hampstead Heath and meet strangers to shag behind a bush. It doesn't happen. Why? Because the only women you can have sex with like that wish to be paid for it."
~Steven Fry

OK, you fucking high-IQ-retarded self-loathing queen, so why are there zillions of big hairy square-jawed men of all sexual orientations who don't fuck 20 people a day?

So why did Kinsey find in the 1940s that the vast majority of gay men did not even engage in anal sex, but all the sudden 1970s+ (with advent of gay gonzo porn culture, not coincidentally) we're supposed to believe that a drug-and-dopamine fueled pathologically promiscuous bathhouse scene which evidently doesn't even appeal to most gays in the world is somehow the universal and eternal standard of gay male - and all male! - sexuality?

Oh, shit, I'm asking questions of substance now. Steven Fry prefers to just wax not-so-poetic about how smart he is, and otherwise spout bullshit and strike poses.