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She has to shit but her toilet is outside and her daughter is sick so she doesn't want to leave her.

Posters are suggesting she use a bowl or something, eventually she shits on some newspapers.

Originally Posted by MDC'er with highspeed internet and no indoor plumbing

help! sick DD - WWYD?

ok, dd is sick. she has a high fever, and general feeling crap since last night.
no biggie, i'm keeping her hydrated, and I don't have any problems with fever per se.

. . .

so!, my big problem is (apart from having a sick kid and being a bit freaked out):

I need to go poop. but i feel like i can't leave her alone. and we dont have a flushing indoor toilet, just an outdoor composting toilet, about 80ft from the house, and it's pouring rain.

She's asleep with her head on my lap. i can't get up, i don't want to leave her alone, even for 5 minutes. and there's no way i can take my sick kid out into the rain on a cold night, to shiver at the toilet. there's no where even to put her down in there.

WWYD???