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Roma Christmas, by Nigel Dickinson

From the link

David looked at me and somewhat accusingly said ‘so when are you going to take the f*****g picture of me and my tattoos then?’. To which I replied ‘what about right now?’ In a trice their shirts were ripped off, David asked me how they should pose. I replied, ‘just be normal!’. ...
Harald telephoned me right back, to say that it was the best picture they’d received ... ‘it is the salt in the soup, nobody was smiling’..