Here are the Monthly Best Thread Titles of 2009:

Best Thread Titles

* January - You Have To Get Out Of Here. YOUR VAGINA IS HAUNTED. by JoeP
* February - Revenge is a dish best served with a Slurpee and a microwave burrito by Zehava
* February - Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work by Petra
* March - Omnihyper super name burn megathread by ChuckF
* April - About puttin' stuff in your butt... by Mendeh
* May - I have

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Well, it's been more than a year since I posted anything, thought I'd have at it again. Trouble is, I can't think of anything to talk about, so we'll see where this goes.

I'm not sure what to do about my dad and our relationship. Since I got out on my own I've enjoyed going over to his place or inviting him to mine and talking. I've undoubtedly spent much more time in discourse with him in the past 3 years than I had in all the time preceding it. Mostly we talk about the kind...

I got yet another follow-up email from my brother, who gave me this fun factoid.

My GGG Grandfather's unit, the 2nd Texas Mounted Rifles, is famous for having a captain of one company who was arguably the strangest dressed of the War. Gaze upon Captain Samuel Richardson, "Mr. Jaguar Skinned Trousers," and swoon:



Note that the holsters are of the same skin....

My brother sent me a huge-assed email with his rather exhaustive research on what our triple-great-grandfather did during the Civil War years, as well as what happened in his general vicinity. He hung around, had a few laughs, killed some people, and may or may not have participated in wholesale slaughter of Native Americans under bullshit justifications.

Anyway, I thought some of you history perverts might enjoy some of this. I'm doing a full copypasta of my brother's composition,...

Mafia History - Player

Record: 10-8
Town Record: 6-4
Scum Record: 3-3
Indy Record: 1-1
Survival: 5-13

Currently Playing: Ghost In the Shell Mafia

Games Played
* 18. A Nancy Drew Mafia Mystery (Feb 2011)
► Role: Nancy Drew (Cop)
► Night Killed (Night 1)
► Lost with town (6-4)

* 17. Office Space Mafia (Jan 2011)
► Role:...