The Armored Hot Dog, by Mark Dreher

[Mark Dreher]

Here, is a brand new selfie, of Mark Dreher.

For the gals, you know.



See what you're dealin with.

[Mark Dreher]

Originally Posted by Jet Black

how can the first picture be a selfie when taken from that distance, in a gas station? It looks like someone else took that photo. I doubt that you would really have set up a tripod and a timed shot to take that picture.

Hey Jetblack, how's it going? Here is a new photo, from 07/0714, a couple hours ago. I am a minister. Yes indeed. It's all good with us. We have nothing, to "apologize for". We work, for nothing, all legitimate, ministers do. If you looked, on my website, you will see, "I do not solicited money", because I feel, that would "erode the words", or in some way, "tend to discredit, the words". So, I am very strict, on that. Asking. No no no. NEVER, let that be so.

Any who, I think, you will appreciate, my latest selfie, from, a couple hours ago.



Have you ever seen, "the Statue of David?"



Do you think?

Honestly

He looks better, than me?

Your honest opinion.

I kick his ass.

[Dingfod]

Did someone make bail?

[Mark Dreher]

Originally Posted by Mark Dreher

Hey Jetblack, how's it going? Here is a new photo, from 07/0714, a couple hours ago. I am a minister. Yes indeed. It's all good with us. We have nothing, to "apologize for". We work, for nothing, all legitimate, ministers do. If you looked, on my website, you will see, "I do not solicited money", because I feel, that would "erode the words", or in some way, "tend to discredit, the words". So, I am very strict, on that. Asking. No no no. NEVER, let that be so.

Any who, I think, you will appreciate, my latest selfie, from, a couple hours ago.



Have you ever seen, "the Statue of David?"



Do you think?

Honestly

He looks better, than me?

Your honest opinion.

I kick his ass.

Here, is an updated selfie, from my facebook, picture taken on 07/07/14.





Archangels

To tell the truth.

Look really good.

They cause, "EXTREME wetness"

In girls

They be soppin.

[Mark Dreher]

Originally Posted by Old Dan

Dont this feller know that if ya post yer license plate on the internet, this aint no joke?

So true

So true.

But I am Metatron.

I fear, no human.

And that car, is VERY special.

It won "The Prettiest Car on the Face of the Earth", contest.

By Horsepower Magazine.



2001 Pontiac Firebird pictures and images by Mark Dreher | HorsepowerFreaks


And that, is why "I own it".

What the Hell else

Would I drive?

That car, is "priceless".

It has, "no price".

I would not sell it

For "a million"

For "a billion"

Or "100 billion"

I would laugh.

At your offer.

That car, "is NEVER waxed"

And yet, "it shines like the sun".

That car, "is NEVER washed"

And yet, "it is NEVER dirty"

Dust

Normally, occurs

A shiny car, is "dusty", every morning.

Each and every morning.

That car ain't.

I can't explain it.

"It is washed, waxed, and dusted", by angels

Every night.

When I go get it?

It is ready.

Like a rocket ship.

Ready to rock.

And

I don't know how it got that way.

I

Did not touch it.

It dusted

Itself.

Woa.


All the gold, in the world?

For that car?

Ha ha ha.

That

Would be stupid.

[Dingfod]

I guess so.

[Mark Dreher]

Mark Dreher selfie



Archangels

Look distinctive.

[Iacchus]

Originally Posted by Mark Dreher

That car, "is NEVER waxed"

And yet, "it shines like the sun".

That car, "is NEVER washed"

And yet, "it is NEVER dirty"

Dust

Normally, occurs

A shiny car, is "dusty", every morning.

Each and every morning.

That car ain't.

I can't explain it.

"It is washed, waxed, and dusted", by angels

Every night.

When I go get it?

It is ready.

Like a rocket ship.

Ready to rock.

And

I don't know how it got that way.

I

Did not touch it.

It dusted

Itself.

You know what they say, "Take a picture. It will last longer!"