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Old 09-16-2013, 07:29 PM
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Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?



I see

Questions.

I see questions.

Well

Put a question here.

Don't be a queer.

Let's see

If my psychic ability

Is ON.

Ready

To

Rock.

Signed,

Metatron

i.e. The Vice Regent

Of

God.




i.e. The Father.

As in

Your Father.
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Old 09-16-2013, 07:32 PM
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I see

Questions.

I see questions.

Well

Put a question here.

Don't be a queer.

Let's see

If my psychic ability

Is ON.

Ready

To

Rock.

Signed,

Metatron

i.e. The Vice Regent

Of

God.




i.e. The Father.

As in

Your Father.











That was done by a thing called a "Blitzkrieg".

I sit.

God sits in my lap.

And she starts talking.

And I start typing.

Fast.

Faster, than you can imagine.

And the poems

Start ripping.

284 poems.

In about 36 hours.

On Friday, the 13th.

Satan

Went down

In a Blitzkrieg.
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Old 09-16-2013, 07:35 PM
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That was done by a thing called a "Blitzkrieg".

I sit.

God sits in my lap.

And she starts talking.

And I start typing.

Fast.

Faster, than you can imagine.

And the poems

Start ripping.

284 poems.

In about 36 hours.

On Friday, the 13th.

Satan

Went down

In a Blitzkrieg.









It was time to do "The Final Assault".

And that thing, is done.

And duly posted, to the front page, of the website.

That

Is "the end of evil".

Right there.

Done.

Over.

You will see.

The Final Assault

ALREADY

Occurred.

When my fingers touched the keyboard.

Satan

DIED.
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Old 09-16-2013, 07:40 PM
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Old 09-16-2013, 07:41 PM
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That was done by a thing called a "Blitzkrieg".

I sit.

God sits in my lap.

And she starts talking.

And I start typing.

Fast.

Faster, than you can imagine.

And the poems

Start ripping.

284 poems.

In about 36 hours.

On Friday, the 13th.

Satan

Went down

In a Blitzkrieg.









It was time to do "The Final Assault".

And that thing, is done.

And duly posted, to the front page, of the website.

That

Is "the end of evil".

Right there.

Done.

Over.

You will see.

The Final Assault

ALREADY

Occurred.

When my fingers touched the keyboard.

Satan

DIED.








They call me

"The Great Chainsaw"


http://youtu.be/wCJCGTw4XOg


Can I, bring you

To your knees?

Please.


I want

To see

YOU

BLEED. - Axel Rose
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Old 09-16-2013, 07:43 PM
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I admire Ozzy.

That is why I gave him an extra five (5) years of life.

I extended it.

Because

I like him.

That is very true.

What is poem #1?

Of

The Final Assault?

War Pigs.

By

Ozzy Osbourne.
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Old 09-16-2013, 07:45 PM
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Sell that sissy wagon and get yourself a real car.
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Old 09-16-2013, 07:48 PM
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Sell that sissy wagon and get yourself a real car.







Don't see a question.

Looked

Real hard.
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Old 09-16-2013, 07:51 PM
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Yes

That's true.

God and Satan.

Are "the best buds"

That money

Can buy.
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Old 09-16-2013, 07:55 PM
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Yes

That's true.

God and Satan.

Are "the best buds"

That money

Can buy.








Oh, that is a cute one.

I copied it, to my file, thank you.

I collect "anything pretty", that God has made.

Like God trophies.

Thanks again.

"God's Trophy Case".


Each photograph was hand selected by God.


Over 2000 images of some his prettiest creations for his dear children:


Images Photos by TheViceRegent | Photobucket


God's

Trophy case.

Right there.
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Old 09-16-2013, 07:59 PM
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Yes

That's true.

God and Satan.

Are "the best buds"

That money

Can buy.








Oh, that is a cute one.

I copied it, to my file, thank you.

I collect "anything pretty", that God has made.

Like God trophies.

Thanks again.

"God's Trophy Case".


Each photograph was hand selected by God.


Over 2000 images of some his prettiest creations for his dear children:


Images Photos by TheViceRegent | Photobucket


God's

Trophy case.

Right there.








Hey homeys.

Been busy.

I told you, I was going to "start something".

Called

The Final Assault.

And

That took a couple days, to put together.

But, it's done.



The Final Assault.

There you go.

Any who

I shit I do.

Changes

The World.

If you want to "eat cheese"

YOU DO IT ALONE.


The Final Assault

Has begun.
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Old 09-16-2013, 08:01 PM
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And

I don't have time

For stupidity.

But, you may like reading it.

Since, many references

Are about you.

Girly

Is mentioned, in The Final Assault

20 times.

For example.

So..

I told you

I would

And

I did.

Signed,

Mark Dreher
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Old 09-16-2013, 08:02 PM
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The Final Assault

Is when "God releases Jesus"

Full force.

Like a Blitzkrieg.

To RIP

The *****g heart

Out of HUMANITY.

The Angel of Death

Is released.

To kill.

Every son of a *****.

Who deserves it.


Thank you for asking.
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Old 09-16-2013, 08:03 PM
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The Final Assault

Has begun.

















Hey Homey.

I thought.

The Final Assault

Began sometime last week?

Just to be clear.

Is this current Final Assault.

The FINAL Final Assualt?

Or will there be more.

Final Assaults

In the days and week.

To come?

I am starting.

To feel.

A little "assault fatigue".
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Old 09-16-2013, 08:04 PM
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Anyone, who insults

Me

The Lord Jesus Christ.

Has severe problems.

Of one sort, or another.

I was insulting you.

For

"Disrespecting Jesus"

While at the same time

Professing to be a Christian.

But you knew that.

No?

So, this would be more "foul hi jinks".

No?

By a person

Professing

To be Christian.

My sheep

Would hear my voice.

And would never

Spit in the face of Jesus.
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Old 09-16-2013, 08:08 PM
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..


The Final Assault

Has begun.






The Final Assault.

Is 284 Poems.

And they

Are ALREADY

Done.


Thank you for asking.
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Old 09-16-2013, 08:12 PM
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Any thread I am on.

Would be, "the only interesting one, on the website".

By definition.

Reddit

A formerly, "atheist website".

Made the mistake, of inviting me.

They created, my own subreddit.

Mark Dreher

And I

Disemboweled them.

With it.

It was for their own good.

For five years, "Atheism", was a "default subreddit".

And on the front page, of Reddit.

Like it was normal.

And naturally, that ENRAGED me.

I, can wipe out atheists, so easy.

So, I started doing that.

Asses to elbows.

Blah blah blah.

One year later..

And they capitulate.

That house of cards

Falls.

"Atheism"

Is no longer

A "default subreddit".

It is not

On the front page.

And, you will have to do "a search".

To even find it.

You are welcome.
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Old 09-16-2013, 08:17 PM
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I, am a human.

I can not say, "a person deserves, to die".

I do not have that authority.

Nor, do I really care.

God makes decisions like that.

Though I, by definition, as "God's Advocate", would "back her"

In any endeavour.

This, is my wife, you know, and if she gets cranky.

You, will have to live with that.

As, I do.
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Sell that sissy wagon and get yourself a real car.







Don't see a question.

Looked

Real hard.
Your "what can I do for you?" doesn't qualify as a question? How ... peculiar.

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And

I don't have time

For stupidity.
Your

Posting history

Here and

Elsewhere

Establishes conclusively

That you

Have

No time

For anything except

Stupidity.
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Old 09-16-2013, 08:18 PM
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Television, is a gift from God, for you, to "placate the masses".

God loves her children.

And Colosseum's, are expensive.

So, she puts a copy.

A window

Into, your living room.

Your babysitter.

Like, Sesame Street, when you were young.

And big bird, babysat you.

So..

That is tv.

But, not fun for me.
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Quote:
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Quote:
Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
Sell that sissy wagon and get yourself a real car.

Don't see a question.

Looked

Real hard.
Your "what can I do for you?" doesn't qualify as a question? How ... peculiar.

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And

I don't have time

For stupidity.
Your

Posting history

Here and

Elsewhere

Establishes conclusively

That you

Have

No time

For anything except

Stupidity.







Don't see a question.

Looked

Real hard.
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Old 09-16-2013, 08:21 PM
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Reddit

A formerly, "atheist website".

Made the mistake, of inviting me.

They created, my own subreddit.

Mark Dreher

And I

Disemboweled them.

With it.

It was for their own good.










Hey :ff: homeys.

Liv and velvet

Donuts.

Do you think

We should have, created

Our own "Mark Dreher" subforum?

Where disembowlings

Can take place?
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Old 09-16-2013, 08:23 PM
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GTFO?









I am not hip to your counter culture lingo.

Can you speak American?

Thank you.

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