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09-16-2013, 08:23 PM
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Re: Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
Take the skinheads disembowling, take them disembowling.
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09-16-2013, 08:24 PM
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Re: Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Dreher
Reddit
A formerly, "atheist website".
Made the mistake, of inviting me.
They created, my own subreddit.
Mark Dreher
And I
Disemboweled them.
With it.
It was for their own good.
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Hey homeys.
Liv and velvet
Donuts.
Do you think
We should have, created
Our own "Mark Dreher" subforum?
Where disembowlings
Can take place?
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Well
That's what Reddit did.
To protect
The Kiddies.
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09-16-2013, 08:24 PM
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Fishy mokey
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Re: Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Dreher
Quote:
Originally Posted by Watser?
GTFO?
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I am not hip to your counter culture lingo.
Can you speak American?
Thank you.
Mark Dreher
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Nee, niet zo goed. Kun jij Nederlands spreken?
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09-16-2013, 08:25 PM
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Re: Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Watser?
Take the skinheads disembowling, take them disembowling.
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Skinheads?
Why would I hate skinheads?
I do not understand.
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09-16-2013, 08:45 PM
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Fishy mokey
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Re: Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Dreher
Quote:
Originally Posted by Watser?
GTFO?
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I am not hip to your counter culture lingo.
Can you speak American?
Thank you.
Mark Dreher
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Let me google that for you
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09-16-2013, 08:46 PM
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Re: Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Dreher
Quote:
Originally Posted by Watser?
GTFO?
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I am not hip to your counter culture lingo.
Can you speak American?
Thank you.
Mark Dreher
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Being an Englisher, I don't speak the Americanese but I think it means
God
The
Father
Obviously
But I think you already knew that.
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09-16-2013, 08:48 PM
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Re: Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leesifer
Being an Englisher, I don't speak the Americanese but I think it means
God
The
Father
Obviously
But I think you already knew that.
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I see.
Yes,
I am called
"The Father"
As in
Your Father.
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09-16-2013, 09:00 PM
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I'm Deplorable.
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Re: Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
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Originally Posted by Mark Dreher
I see.
Yes,
I am called
"The Father"
As in
Your Father.
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I see 'stupid' has reached a new low.
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09-16-2013, 09:02 PM
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Re: Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Dreher
Quote:
Originally Posted by Watser?
GTFO?
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I am not hip to your counter culture lingo.
Can you speak American?
Thank you.
Mark Dreher
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So Jesus only speaks american these days. Fascinating.
Question: how come you don't even know that this is not an atheist forum?
Follow up question: are you stupid? Is that your problem?
Did you know that nobody links to us?
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09-16-2013, 09:03 PM
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Re: Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
Mark, why don't you tell us about some of the culinary delights the goddess enjoys?
Sure
Shekinah, loves "Golden Manna".
Which you would call oatmeal
With the spice "Ginger" added.
Commonly called
Shekinah's Golden Manna.
And she likes
Spaghetti
Made
With "angel hair"
Noodles.
Her "two favorite" meals.
Right there.
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09-16-2013, 09:04 PM
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Re: Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
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Being an Englisher a Mexican, I don't speak the Americanese but I think it means
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"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are." ~ S. Gecko
"What the fuck is a German muffin?" ~ R. Swanson
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09-16-2013, 09:09 PM
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Re: Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leesifer
Being an Englisher a Mexican, I don't speak the Americanese but I think it means
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Stop Mexishaming me, Matlock.
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09-16-2013, 09:09 PM
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Re: Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
That is a handsome lad.
A Jewish fellow.
Here, he speak, for two minutes.
About me.
Lee Strobel's Testimony - YouTube
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09-16-2013, 09:11 PM
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Re: Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
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Stop Mexishaming me, Matlock.
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Somebody's gotta do it, and you're clearly not gonna Mexishame yourself.
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"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are." ~ S. Gecko
"What the fuck is a German muffin?" ~ R. Swanson
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09-16-2013, 09:16 PM
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Re: Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin
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Originally Posted by Leesifer
Stop Mexishaming me, Matlock.
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Somebody's gotta do it, and you're clearly not gonna Mexishame yourself.
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ORLY?
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09-16-2013, 09:42 PM
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Re: Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
First of all, some advice to Mark Dreher.
You should post all your threads in The Cloaca forum. That is the Single Outflow Opening of the forum, thus if you post your threads there it will much increase your Google Hits much faster, thereby increasing your fame and recognition around the internet.
In fact, you could request that our administrator move your threads there, so that your previous efforts are not wasted. She would happily oblige, I'm sure.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Dreher
Let's see
If my psychic ability
Is ON.
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Could you explain about your psychic ability?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stormlight
Question: how come you don't even know that this is not an atheist forum?
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I suppose it depends on what you mean by "atheist forum".
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leesifer
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leesifer
Being an Englisher a Mexican, I don't speak the Americanese but I think it means
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Stop Mexishaming me, Matlock.
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Leesifer only likes Spanishame.
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09-16-2013, 09:43 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Re: Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
Oh, Matlock. Just FYI since you're reading this thread today, I finally found one of those spring loaded sunshades like you wanted at Big Lots, but they only had one design, and it's Tinkerbell themed.
Also:
shiba1.jpg
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Re: Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
Quote:
Originally Posted by erimir
First of all, some advice to Mark Dreher.
You should post all your threads in The Cloaca forum. That is the Single Outflow Opening of the forum, thus if you post your threads there it will much increase your Google Hits much faster, thereby increasing your fame and recognition around the internet.
In fact, you could request that our administrator move your threads there, so that your previous efforts are not wasted. She would happily oblige, I'm sure.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Dreher
Let's see
If my psychic ability
Is ON.
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Could you explain about your psychic ability?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stormlight
Question: how come you don't even know that this is not an atheist forum?
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I suppose it depends on what you mean by "atheist forum".
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Thank you Erimir.
That is an idea.
Did I say this was "an atheist forum?"
Holy smokes.
I don't remember that.
Shame on me.
You know there are terrible "atheist forums".
But I consider this to be "just regular guys".
Talking about stuff.
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09-16-2013, 09:50 PM
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Re: Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
This poem was written by the Velveteen Rabbi for Yom Kippur, when the story of Jonah is read:
Quote:
WE ARE JONAH
In Rabbi Eliezer's vision
Jonah entered the whale's mouth
as we enter a synagogue.
Light streamed in through its eyes.
Jonah approached the bimah, the whale's head.
Show me wonders, he said, as though
his own life weren't a miracle.
The whale obliged, swimming down
to the foundation stone,
the navel of creation
fixed deep beneath the land.
Tsk tsk, chided the fish:
you're beneath God's temple --
you should pray.
Prayer requires stillness.
Running away had always been
so easy. Sitting silent
in self-judgement -- forget it!
But waves only churn the surface.
In the deep beneath the deep
Jonah was wholly present.
We all flee
from uncomfortable conversations
the drip of a hospital IV
the truths we don't want to own
the work we don't want to do.
Now we're in the belly of the whale,
someplace deep and strange.
God calls us to awareness:
to stand our ground
in the place where we are,
to do the work which needs doing.
To bring kindness and mercy
even to those who are unlike us.
Are we listening?
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What, to you, is the lesson to be taken from the story of Jonah?
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Re: Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
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What, to you, is the lesson to be taken from the story of Jonah?
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Well, Jonah, is the story of "how to get God to DO STUFF, for you".
How to "manipulate God".
How to wrap that guy
Around your finger.
We all know, how Jonah, got stuck in the belly, of the whale.
But HOW
Did he get out?
For THREE DAYS
He was crying out to God.
Save me.
Save me.
Save me.
But
That did not work.
Then, he changed tactics.
And he tried a prayer
"Thanking God"
For stuff.
A prayer of "thankfulness".
And that DID IT.
The whale, he had ENOUGH.
And spit him out.
Right, on the shore.
So
We learned
How to get "God over a barrel".
Thank him.
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Re: Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Dreher
Quote:
Originally Posted by erimir
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Dreher
Let's see
If my psychic ability
Is ON.
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Could you explain about your psychic ability?
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Thank you Erimir.
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You're welcome.
But could you explain about the psychic abilities? I'm very interested.
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09-16-2013, 10:09 PM
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Re: Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Dreher
And Colosseum's, are expensive.
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Dear Mr. Dreher:
Colosseum's what are expensive?
Also, which sunshields are best, the tried and true cardboard accordion folding style or the fruity spring-loaded kind?
Sincerely,
Joseph Momma
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09-16-2013, 10:23 PM
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Re: Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
Quote:
Originally Posted by erimir
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Dreher
Quote:
Originally Posted by erimir
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Dreher
Let's see
If my psychic ability
Is ON.
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Could you explain about your psychic ability?
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Thank you Erimir.
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You're welcome.
But could you explain about the psychic abilities? I'm very interested.
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I don't really have "psychic abilities".
At least
None that "I control".
That is at God's discretion.
Sometimes
God does that.
And sometimes
She does not.
God doesn't want me "delving into that" too much.
When I was on the earth
Before.
I only used it "one time".
The Samaritan woman at the well. John 4:4-26
Samaritan woman at the well - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
I told her all about her previous marriages, etc.
That is the only time
Jesus used his "psychic abilities".
God does not like me doing shit, like that.
"Leave the psychics"
"On coney island"
Is God's mandate, to me.
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Re: Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Dreher
And Colosseum's, are expensive.
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Dear Mr. Dreher:
Colosseum what are expensive?
Also, which sunshields are best, the tried and true cardboard accordion folding style or the fruity spring-loaded kind?
Sincerely,
Joseph Momma
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The Colosseum was built, with the spoils, taken from the destruction, of the second holy temple.
God
Was mad.
So, she started "torturing people".
And feeding them to lions.
For a few hundred years.
I don't know how much it cost.
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Re: Hey Homeys, here is Mark Dreher, what can I do for you?
What about the sunshields? This is important.
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