Re: SCOTAL Itch
This just in from the Internet Commission on Butthurt Events Tracking: There is a major event of Internet Butthurt occurring centered in the Eastern Half of North America. Preliminary reports indicate this is a case of CLASS ONE - VOLCANIC BUTTHURT. Readers are urged to take immediate precautions against this major event. This is not a drill. REPEAT: There is a major event of Internet Butthurt occurring centered in the Eastern Half of North America. Preliminary reports indicate this is a case of CLASS ONE - VOLCANIC BUTTHURT.
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Holy shit I need a federal grant to tag disaffected atheists and track them as they migrate around the net.
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